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I've got a d in art a c in science and a B in math and probably an a in English. Hopefully that will bring my gpa above 2.0 so I can keep financial aid
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wait a minute muffins, is it actually your birthday?
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Oh yeah! I forgot, I wrote you guys this note a few months ago.

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Cry on it a bit there?
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lol i saw that too, gravity bong coughs when taking the little diddy just now.
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Finally my hash dude hits me back, these 80s I got are super weak though so that sucks, wasted 200 dollars
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http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/2993251223.html

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Old 05-05-2012, 08:58 PM
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Damn so apparently nitrous tanks are ridiculously easy to get and are sold pretty openly
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How much? A tank of nitrous doesn't sound so bad right now...
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I just want my parents home, at least then i would have someone to talk too.
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Damn so apparently nitrous tanks are ridiculously easy to get and are sold pretty openly
I can get a 10lb tank full for 200 bones. As in I get to keep the tank.
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I can get a 10lb tank full for 200 bones. As in I get to keep the tank.
Here it's 100 dollar deposit for the 20lb tank and I think like 200 to get it filled. That was not what they told me tho, just a friend estimating.
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10 pounds would last what, one night?
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I'm not sure as I've never worked a tank, but my boy said a 20lb would be good for 40-50 people
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bored as fuck

kinda feel like tinkering with my car but there isn't much I can really do to it for a couple weeks yet
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Old 05-05-2012, 10:16 PM
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you and me both brother, i still gotta do the ball joints on my truck but that shit intimidates me.
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Hiked up a waterfall today and smoked an L



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Hiked up a waterfall today and smoked an L



Sick place man. At my familys campground there was this waterfall like that but it was angled at 45 degrees so you can literally walk up the rock like steps and sit inches from roaring water. The fall had a mining cave behind it too that went insanely deep into the hillside until we literally were walking in liquid rust water and mud from the rails corroding.

I gotta go back there sometime
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By the way guys, one of you more mentally incapacitated members should totally ride a broomstick for "scientific purposes"
you're the one who likes steamy cock in your ass, you do it
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you're the one who likes steamy cock in your ass, you do it
lol nothing goes up my butt ever, its a motto i adopted a few months back.
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11th times the charm.
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omg this computer is s0 fast. I loves it. Installing Arma II and SW:TOR.

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just got a 40 of old english high gravity

dunno what that means but i know it's 8% alcohol instead of like 6.

Happy now

wtf! !
We dropin the ball when a kid says shit like this yo!
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got a big hot rod project in front of me

everything is gonna be built from the ground up.
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it's gonna kick some serious ass

our most immediate concern is designing the frame

followed by assembling all the internals together


moofins start expecting a shit ton of phone calls from me asking a gazillion questions
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The guy who lives across the street from me kicked his bitch out last night, it was funny as fuck, I was sitting on the tailgate of my friend's truck smoking a bowl with him while we watched the supermoon shit when all of a sudden the guy comes running out of the house with a huge pile of clothes in his arms, throws it all over the ground in front of his woman's car and they just go ballistic at each other, was like that scene in Friday when Ezel is taking the clothes off that midget's lawn.
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