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Old 03-17-2010, 09:20 PM
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Completly forgot about my kindergarten teacher. She was a fucking fox, long blond curly hair. Anyways whenever it was story time she would always have one of us kids on her lap or laying down in her lap. Well whenever I would lay on her lap (which was pretty often) I would do it like face first into her crotch and breathe deeply for some reason. And during recess when she would be outside with us kids, I would always come up to her and kiss her hand and shit.
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man I couldn't name just a few things but everything was weird about me.
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Old 03-18-2010, 02:56 AM
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When there was a large gathering of people I would seek the places where no one was, interesting places, like a roof, a balcony, a hidden closet, an attic. I would stay there and think.
Heh, I still do that. My dormitory is a rather old building, and I love all the little random areas that no one has been in in years. Most the people don't even know there's a little sundeck there.

When I was about 7 or so, the neighbor girl and I would pick up all the snails after a rainstorm, put them in a pile in the gutter, and run over them with our bicycles. My dad said it was one of the most sickening noises he'd ever heard, the sounds of sklortching snails and two little girls giggling in the background. I feel bad about it now though.

I also used to make these little "bug hotels" by digging a big hole, and a bunch of little holes within the big hole, then hanging a work light just above it to get all the bugs to come at night. And whenever I'd see a freshly dead bug in the pool, I'd use this thing I made from an old empty mustard bottle and a funnel, somewhat resembling a BVM, and try to revive them.

When I was being potty-trained my parents taught me to say "I have to go bowel movement now" instead of just saying that I had to poop like every other kid said.

I'm sure I'll think of something else later, I was a weird little one.
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man I couldn't name just a few things but everything was weird about me.
Weird, I have a friend named Timmy G.
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Old 03-18-2010, 08:25 PM
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any of you have other sexual deviancy stories?
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Never even played with bugs that I can remember, never destroyed or killed shit either. I'm p cool.
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Old 03-19-2010, 07:25 AM
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Theres more but there not really wierd just imaginative , things like using my fingers to pretend a guy was running outside the window of the car while driving down the road and having him jump over obstacles
Oh man, I did this shit too. I pretended there was a guy on a skateboard grinding on the barriers and phone lines and shit.

But srys, childhood sucks. I know I'm only 20, but I'm so glad not to live with my parents anymore or have to deal with all the childhood bullshit.
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Oh, and I used to make... uhh... formations? With my spare change. Yeah.

Like quarters would be cavalry, dimes would be infantry, loonies/toonies would be an objective or a general/commander, nickels would be artillery.

I still do it when I get bored. But I don't wage imaginary wars anymore. >__>

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I just broke up the square of dimes into 3 columns and arranged the nickels in a straight 3x1 row behind them instead of surrounding the toonie with 'em.

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Old 03-22-2010, 06:51 PM
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Old 03-22-2010, 06:52 PM
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we are on page 3 homie
I'm only on page 2, because I have the closest setting possible to Totse's UBB days, and with that, 5 more posts.
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Old 03-22-2010, 06:56 PM
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Yeah wtf, page 3 already.

40 posts/page ftw
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Old 03-22-2010, 07:09 PM
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Yeah wtf, page 3 already.

40 posts/page ftw
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Old 03-22-2010, 07:12 PM
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Old 03-23-2010, 12:14 AM
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I still do it when I get bored. But I don't wage imaginary wars anymore.
Riiiiiggghhhht.............


I do the same a lot, but that's because my dad leaves random change lying around. I usually turn 2 dimes and a quarter into a mickey mouse head.....

Don't judge me!
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Old 03-23-2010, 12:54 AM
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Gluing coins to the sidewalk was pretty fun too
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Old 03-23-2010, 03:36 AM
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I feel really really bad about lots of things I did when I was a kid. I had a pellet gun with a scope and I used to kill random animals like chipmonks and birds. I had a huge swamp in the woods, and I would go out in the spring evenings when there were literally hundreds of frogs hanging in the water or on the shores. I would creep around and sniper them for hours at a time.

Also, my mom had those japanese beetle traps around the garden. After a few days the bag would be completely filled with thousands of the beetles. I would make a fire and put a big tin can over it and then put them in and burn them and pretend I was having a holocaust.

Shit I feel so bad now.
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Old 03-23-2010, 04:41 AM
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lol, fucking hilarious thanks everyone.

i didn't kill much, throwing crickets into a spider web and that's about it. i think i whipped out my pen0r in 2nd grade one time
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Old 03-23-2010, 04:54 AM
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I feel really really bad about lots of things I did when I was a kid. I had a pellet gun with a scope and I used to kill random animals like chipmonks and birds. I had a huge swamp in the woods, and I would go out in the spring evenings when there were literally hundreds of frogs hanging in the water or on the shores. I would creep around and sniper them for hours at a time.

Also, my mom had those japanese beetle traps around the garden. After a few days the bag would be completely filled with thousands of the beetles. I would make a fire and put a big tin can over it and then put them in and burn them and pretend I was having a holocaust.

Shit I feel so bad now.
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Old 03-23-2010, 04:57 AM
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I would creep around and sniper them for hours at a time.

Excuse me?
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*shortened*

Shit I feel so bad now.
You are one sick insectogenocidal son of a bitch!

I hope you feel bad.
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Whenever my mom took me shopping I would get extremely bored in the stores, so I went into the lady's changing rooms and watched them change.
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Old 03-24-2010, 09:35 PM
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I like that.
I try to do that but it starts to look too perfect and symmetrical and clean... and I don't get that same effect.
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:02 PM
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I used to bury stuff with my mindset of digging it up 10 years later.
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I like that.
I try to do that but it starts to look too perfect and symmetrical and clean... and I don't get that same effect.
I guess it helps if you live in a crack shack with smoke stained walls
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Me and this neighbor girl had "sex" when we were both 9. It involved both of us under the covers on a couch in my living room kissing and dry humping. The girl turned out to be a big whore and OD'd or some shit.

I used to start fires on the train tracks near my house, and I would laugh when the train ran it over, because I thought I was going to blow it up. Come to think of it, I did alot to try and fuck with the train when I was a kid. Putting HUGE blocks of wood and wedging them in place to try and derail it. Never worked, thank god.

I pulled a fire alarm at a hospital once, and I think it may have caused a death, because nurses rushed into a room and the family came out sobbing saying he was gone. I feel bad now.
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I wanted to be a doctor at some point so I took it upon myself to go to the library and read various anatomy books (elementary ones, nothing too technical) so when I got to college I wouldn't have to study lol.
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Masturbate with my sisters panties and jerk off in them.
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man I couldn't name just a few things but everything was weird about me.
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I pulled a fire alarm at a hospital once, and I think it may have caused a death, because nurses rushed into a room and the family came out sobbing saying he was gone. I feel bad now.
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I wanted to be a doctor at some point so I took it upon myself to go to the library and read various anatomy books (elementary ones, nothing too technical) so when I got to college I wouldn't have to study lol.
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bump.

- Stole people's underpants and put them on the family dog.
- Soiled myself, and then used the dirty underwear to decorate the Christmas tree.
- Urinated on my sister.
- Defecated in grocery stores.
- Dressed like a girl at every opportunity.
- Mutilated the genitalia on all my toys, and later went into fits of rage when I found any that had escaped punishment.
- Beat myself, threw myself from high places, bit myself, cut and slashed at my skin, cried for fun. I really enjoyed sadness.
- Crawled in the dryer and stayed there for hours at a time.
- Waited until my family had company over, stripped down to my underpants and strutted into the room, shrieking angrily.
- Locked my friends in my closet, got naked and forgot about them.
- Directed plays starring rocks and twigs in the sandbox, where they wandered around dunes and sand castles, solely because I got a chilling tingle up my spine whenever I killed off a character.
- Race wars between skittles, losers got eaten.
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necro revival....jeez
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Oh man, I did this shit too. I pretended there was a guy on a skateboard grinding on the barriers and phone lines and shit.

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Yo I still do this all the time
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I used to shoot this autistic kid who lived next door with a bb gun. It never seriously injured him but he'd get pissed as hell and start crying. I used to torture bugs and small animals and shit.
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Strapped fireworks to different bugs and set them off.
Broke all my toys because I liked to see how they were made.
Had a girl give me a rim job when I was 8 or 9.

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semen came out my dick when i was 11... though -- it was thicker and kind of yellow... i think it was because of my age.
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Me and a friend used to dissect slugs when it rained, and I used to make action man and barbie get naked and have sex when no one was looking (at the age of 8 or 9).
I even got a boner while doing it.
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I knew a kid who, until age twelve, liked stripping himself naked and dancing around, telling myself and his other friends to do the same. If we didn't comply he'd lock us in his closet for hours at a time.
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