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Old 07-28-2012, 02:39 AM
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Embarrassed Pass a Fingerprint background check?

Any methods that work to temporarily distort fingerprints? So that one can pass a background check?

Crazyglue?
liquid latex?
newskin?

black market vendors?

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Old 07-28-2012, 02:40 AM
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Yes, it's called burning your finger with a blow torch.
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Old 07-28-2012, 02:42 AM
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Yes, it's called burning your finger with a blow torch.
Sounds permanent and impractical. looking for a real solution

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Old 07-28-2012, 02:55 AM
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Default Re: Pass a Fingerprint background check?

you can sand your fingerprints off temporarily with a belt sander or buffing wheel

having no fingerprints at all might be kinda suspicious but you could just tell them you do a lot of work with your hands/wash dishes a lot
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Old 07-28-2012, 03:00 AM
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If you ejaculate on your fingertips it will leave a dry layer of jizz, thus distorting and changing your fingerprints. Voila!
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Old 07-28-2012, 03:02 AM
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you can sand your fingerprints off temporarily with a belt sander or buffing wheel

having no fingerprints at all might be kinda suspicious but you could just tell them you do a lot of work with your hands/wash dishes a lot
They have buffing wheels in nair salon, and sanding (filing boards) these will work?

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Old 07-28-2012, 05:02 AM
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Why is every thread and every reply fucking retarded?

They run a background check off your name and ssn, not your finger prints. If someone is finger printing you, there not going to accept that you don't have any finger prints - and are going to see shit on your fingers.

If you just want to commit a crime, then yeah, superglue or gloves.

If you seriously want to remove your finger prints, which you probably don't even want to do, maybe try wart remover? It's designed to eat away layers of skin, although mostly on your feet where it's thicker.
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Old 07-28-2012, 05:09 AM
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Why is every thread and every reply fucking retarded?

They run a background check off your name and ssn, not your finger prints. If someone is finger printing you, there not going to accept that you don't have any finger prints - and are going to see shit on your fingers.

If you just want to commit a crime, then yeah, superglue or gloves.

If you seriously want to remove your finger prints, which you probably don't even want to do, maybe try wart remover? It's designed to eat away layers of skin, although mostly on your feet where it's thicker.
You're soooo smart right? No, sorry you are WRONG. There are fingerprint-based background checks where they run your fingerprints against the National database. usually called a FBI background check.

Lmao, now thats Retarded
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Old 07-28-2012, 05:15 AM
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You're soooo smart right? No, sorry you are WRONG. There are fingerprint-based background checks where they run your fingerprints against the National database. usually called a FBI background check.

Lmao, now thats Retarded
So your going to super glue your fingers and join the FBI? Have fun.
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Old 07-28-2012, 05:27 AM
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They have buffing wheels in nair salon, and sanding (filing boards) these will work?
buffing wheels might be a bit painful, you should go with an abrasive fiber wheel like scotchbrite instead


sanding works the best but it will be a bitch to do it without a machine


if this is a federal job though, they are going to be suspicious that your fingerprints aren't on any records
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Old 07-28-2012, 06:21 AM
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You're soooo smart right? No, sorry you are WRONG. There are fingerprint-based background checks where they run your fingerprints against the National database. usually called a FBI background check.

Lmao, now thats Retarded
This mud farmer thinks that they will run fingerprints and when they are all fucked up and cant be read, that they will give up, say 'Oh this guys legit, he doesn't even have an identity'. and hire him.
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Old 07-28-2012, 12:17 PM
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I am not trying to work for the FBI, a FBI background check simply uses fingerprints instead of name/dob to identify you. the fingerprints are matched against fingerprints sent to the national crime lab from all 50 states. You do not go to the FBI to have the prints done, you go to a vendor or a detective services that offer fingerprinting, they take your prints and send them to where ever u need them to go.
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This mud farmer thinks that they will run fingerprints and when they are all fucked up and cant be read, that they will give up, say 'Oh this guys legit, he doesn't even have an identity'. and hire him.
I didn't say erase my prints, READ before responding. I said distort them so that I can pass the check. Gosh, some of you are Galactically stupid.
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Old 07-28-2012, 02:47 PM
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If you seriously want to remove your finger prints, which you probably don't even want to do, maybe try wart remover? It's designed to eat away layers of skin, although mostly on your feet where it's thicker.
Interesting idea.
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Old 07-28-2012, 03:42 PM
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You're soooo smart right? No, sorry you are WRONG. There are fingerprint-based background checks where they run your fingerprints against the National database. usually called a FBI background check.

Lmao, now thats Retarded
your correct....
Pawn brokers, licensed firearms dealers, drivers and carriers for wells fargo, loomis, garda, brinks all run fingerprint based back ground checks.... it's much more expensive ( about $150 vs $27 for a standard BG check).

try this:
http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Fingerprints

If it's something that you need a single print for ( thumbprint for back of a check) you can put elmers glue on your big toe. let it dry and peel it off. glue it onto your right thumb, trim edges back....
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your correct....
Pawn brokers, licensed firearms dealers, drivers and carriers for wells fargo, loomis, garda, brinks all run fingerprint based back ground checks.... it's much more expensive ( about $150 vs $27 for a standard BG check).

try this:
http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Fingerprints

If it's something that you need a single print for ( thumbprint for back of a check) you can put elmers glue on your big toe. let it dry and peel it off. glue it onto your right thumb, trim edges back....

This is Interesting, so the prints on your toes dont correspond with the prints on your finger? your Big toe print isn't the same as your thumb print?


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Old 07-29-2012, 06:17 PM
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Pumice stone on your fingers.
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cut somebody else's fingertip off and glue it over your own.
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This is Interesting, so the prints on your toes dont correspond with the prints on your finger? your Big toe print isn't the same as your thumb print?


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Is this true???
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