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Old 06-19-2010, 08:19 AM
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Suppose you've grabbed a soda from the fridge that isn't quite yours. You don't want your roommate or mommy or whoever to get mad at you for stealing their soda, so you want to open it quietly so they can't hear or be woken up by it. Obviously you can't just pop it open, the pop being the problem anyway.

1. Place one thumb over the area where the drinking hole will be. It should also overlap onto the end of the tab to provide resistance and control.

2. Lift the tab slightly until you hear the hissing of pressure relief. Wait for the hissing to stop. This prevents too much noise at once.

3. Pressing down with the thumb over the opening, slowly lift the tab until the soda has been opened. There should be no significant noise from this.

It also helps to have background noise around the same frequency as the sound of a soda can opening.

It tastes better when you didn't pay for it.
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Old 06-19-2010, 12:09 PM
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7/10 for effort and originality.
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Old 06-19-2010, 08:08 PM
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1. Place soda can deep under soft sheets
2. Keep upright and pop open

Sheets and linens absorb sound very well, same goes for silencing a bong- just a little more intricate wrapping it up and all.
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Old 06-19-2010, 08:18 PM
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quit being a bitch and just open it drink 3/4 of it put it back, say thanks.
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Old 06-19-2010, 08:23 PM
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when i was having a beer in my friends basement at the age of 13 i had him cough while i opened it so his parents wouldnt hear it oh yea
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Old 06-19-2010, 08:35 PM
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lol i remember as a kid going under the covers in my room and taking bong rips. it does block the smell, you also get the most intense hotbox ever
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:05 PM
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Pierce hole in side with large pin,
pour into glass
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Stop being 11 years old and having soda past your bedtime
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:18 PM
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This is a bad idea.
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:19 PM
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I'll have to try that.

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Old 06-20-2010, 06:49 PM
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Ironically I remember doing this with energy drinks when I was really young at Costco. Picked it up, went to the bathroom, opened and enjoyed silently.
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Just pick it up, put it in your pocket, go outside, open it up, drink it, dispose of it to where nobody will see the can?
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Old 06-21-2010, 04:04 AM
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Default Re: How to open canned soda quietly

Easier quicker way.

Step 1:

Open the fridge and grab can

Step 2:

Go back to your room

Step 3:

Shut your room door

Step 4:

Open the pop.

Step 5:

Drink the pop.


No need to over complicate things.
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Old 06-21-2010, 06:18 AM
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3/10 for using common sense

Was hoping to see some new ideas.

Perhaps taking a rubber bottle cap suckable nipple suction cup lol, stretch it over the bottom of the can after flipping it upside down, then finally using a needle and hammer to poke through the nipple into the can.

Then just squeeze the can into some cup...... lol
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1. Grab a gun with a silencer.

2. Shoot the owner of the can.

3. Rape his body while spreading your feces over your body.

4. Go drink a glass of spritzer like the faggot you are.

Problem solved.
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