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Old 10-20-2010, 07:51 AM
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Default Man gets fucked by horse and dies ( Mr. Hands ) is this it?

I heard about this... a man gets fucked by a horse and dies.
Apparently its referred to as 'Mr. Hands' ,
I dunno if this is it, but this is what I found
http://uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=13199

I dunno, didnt seem that bad... mind you I am pretty desensitized , being a Totse veteran and all
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Sounds like he should have greased the horse-cock first.
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Old 10-20-2010, 07:53 AM
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Really, really, really old.
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Old 10-20-2010, 09:13 AM
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Old 10-20-2010, 09:15 AM
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Default Re: Man gets fucked by horse and dies ( Mr. Hands ) is this it?

Old indeed. Still funny, imagine this convo:

"Hey so uh, how'd your uncle die?"

"Oh, after giving me herpes, he got killed by a horse cock"
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Old 10-20-2010, 02:58 PM
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Default Re: Man gets fucked by horse and dies ( Mr. Hands ) is this it?

You can hear him almost cry in the video. LOL
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He died of peritonitis occasioned by giant horse dick in pooper tearing things, off memory.
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It's weird how a woman can tie herself under a horse and ride for hours and not get killed.
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weirdest part of all this was that this guy was an engineer.
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Default Re: Man gets fucked by horse and dies ( Mr. Hands ) is this it?

WHAT THE FUCK


WHO THE FUCK LETS A HORSE FUCK THEM, CUM IN THEM, WHILE THEIR FRIEND RECORDS?!!!?

anyways how do you know he died?
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Once the lining from the colon is perforated, the shit seeps into the bloodstream rather quickly, and death follows as blood poisoning soon thereafter.
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Once the lining from the colon is perforated, the shit seeps into the bloodstream rather quickly, and death follows as blood poisoning soon thereafter.
horse sex expert here, we're safe now everyone.
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