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Old 10-27-2011, 11:01 PM
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I have a couple of plastic water bottles filled with piss that I am looking to dispose of, preferably out my 5th story window. What can I do to ensure that these bottles burst on impact, producing the widest range of spray possible?
I have a feeling if I just drop them as is they wont do shit.
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:06 PM
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Add some drano + foil, shake them, and then watch the lulz ensue....


Don't do that. You'll probably be sent to prison for terrorism lol
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:10 PM
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Ah yes. I should have mentioned that my supplies are highly limited (mostly just more piss)
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:12 PM
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well, you could get ballooons, put them over the lid standing the bottle upright, then flip bottle to fill up balloon. Kinda like water balloons but with pee LL

then u got water balloons of piss LOLOLOL!!!!! IM GENIOUS
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:13 PM
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Yea but that sounds messy and the idea is to cover others in piss not myself.
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:17 PM
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I don't think you're going to be able to do a lot of damage with the plastic bottles unless you do the piss bomb method I posted earlier.

www.youtube.com/v/aO8rl8sFN68

Something like that but with piss, not water.
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:34 PM
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Why doesn't it shock me that I'm the only person wondering why this asshole has several plastic bottles filled with piss in his apartment...

CP: just as addictive as WoW.
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I honestly don't know why it doesn't shock me.

I mean, it's not like we're posting on Zoklet.

Btw, Marsh, you should record that shit
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:04 AM
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Why doesn't it shock me that I'm the only person wondering why this asshole has several plastic bottles filled with piss in his apartment...

CP: just as addictive as WoW.
Bitch please, your on zoklet no need to act all high and mighty.

And I should film what? Me peeing in bottles?
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:08 AM
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Bitch please, your on zoklet no need to act all high and mighty.

And I should film what? Me peeing in bottles?
No, film the piss bomb in action

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Old 10-28-2011, 12:10 AM
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Whip the bottle downward, that should be enough. If you miss you'll cause a concussion, or worse.
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If somebody threw piss on me I'd put them in hospital for weeks.
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just pour into a plastic bag and tie it up. its only got to stay together until it hits the floor
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:35 AM
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Tachosomoza, I could get away with throwing piss on you...

... and also save pepper spray
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:41 AM
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Bitch please, your on zoklet no need to act all high and mighty.

And I should film what? Me peeing in bottles?
So, lemme get this straight...

Being on zoklet automatically makes me a deviant or undesirable such as yourself?

Put the lollipop down and step away from the sandbox, ya piss savin pedo freak.
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:21 AM
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Its real easy to insult me for being a pedo, got anything a little more creative? If I remember you threw the first stone, man.

And I like the bag idea, I think I have some ziplocks around here somewhere.
The likelihood that I would be caught is very low, as my targets would be retarded drunk college kids and by the time they realized what happened my arm would be back in my window.
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:25 AM
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I have a couple of plastic water bottles filled with piss that I am looking to dispose of, preferably out my 5th story window. What can I do to ensure that these bottles burst on impact, producing the widest range of spray possible?
I have a feeling if I just drop them as is they wont do shit.
Urine asshole.
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Do you have vinegar and baking soda?

Maybe you can make the ziplock explosive
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:31 AM
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Its real easy to insult me for being a pedo, got anything a little more creative? If I remember you threw the first stone, man.

And I like the bag idea, I think I have some ziplocks around here somewhere.
The likelihood that I would be caught is very low, as my targets would be retarded drunk college kids and by the time they realized what happened my arm would be back in my window.
It is easy, because you're a weak ass sick ass kiddy diddler that needs to be castrated and burned alive.

Fuck you and all your Disney lovin friends.

What kinda person throws piss on someone from the safety of a fifth floor window? A coward ass pedophile like this faggot, here.
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:35 AM
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It is easy, because you're a weak ass sick ass kiddy diddler that needs to castrated and burned alive.

Fuck you and all your Disney lovin friends.

So thats a no? Figured.

P.s. you making fun of me for being a pedo feels about the same as somebody making fun of me for smoking weed. Don't give a fuck in the slightest
You just mad because you know youre the kind of douchebag id be aiming for

And no I dont have any vinigger or baking soda.
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:37 AM
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Dude, you might as well just buy a water gun
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:46 AM
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I forgot...

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Old 10-28-2011, 01:49 AM
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Its possible, but im not sure if I could build up enough pressure.
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The obvious solution is to score several places on the bottles so that just a little bit of force will make them break apart.

Don't do it, though. Funny as a thread; just sort of douche-y IRL.
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Its possible, but im not sure if I could build up enough pressure.
Meditate or get a boner right before a huge build up of piss.

Then let it out
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Christ just talking about urine pressure makes me cringe about my opiate-using days.
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This thread is fucked up. Laughed my ass off though.
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Christ just talking about urine pressure makes my asshole wet thinking about my homosexual days.
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Old 10-28-2011, 02:26 AM
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Good job a non-pedo joke! I'm so proud...*tear*
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what people round here did one time was put the opiss in their windshield fluid and then turn the nozzle and spray it at people.
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grab the bottles by the top and whip them end over end, added force should burst them... unless you're a pussy and can't throw things.

This reminds me of the spudcannon my friend made with a 3"dia barrel... lobbing waterbottles into the next neighborhood.... good times...
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Good job a non-pedo joke! I'm so proud...*tear*
Eat prison pussy ya baby raper.
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Now that's all just downright inaccurate

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So thats a no? Figured.

P.s. you making fun of me for being a pedo feels about the same as somebody making fun of me for smoking weed.
maybe he's not making fun of you rather just not letting you forget what a sick low down disgrace to the human race you are.

i guarantee if some pussy pedo fag chucked piss anywhere near me, your building would be getting the first floor completely torched while your asleep. i'd make sure all exits were well and truly blocked just to make sure i got you and i'd wait with a baseball bat to make sure you were definitely dead when you jumped to escape the burning pain.
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Look up "urea nitrate" The rest should sort itself out.

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I have a couple of plastic water bottles filled with piss that I am looking to dispose of, preferably out my 5th story window. What can I do to ensure that these bottles burst on impact, producing the widest range of spray possible?
I have a feeling if I just drop them as is they wont do shit.
Go to the grocery store and get some dry ice. Drop a chunk into each bottle and cap it. When the bottle explodes the piss will spread everywhere.
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It sounds like some of the fuckers on here have experience with piss bombs...
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