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This is the thread where you can post a picture of your girlfriend or your ex so everyone can tell you how ugly she is, then secretly jack off to the pictures behind the shroud of the internet.

Try to include a picture of yourself with girl, and please no tubgirl.

Here is the girl Im currently dating. I know she isn't a supermodel, but It's an upgrade from my ex.







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Old 04-02-2009, 08:58 PM
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This is the thread where you can post a picture of your girlfriend or your ex so everyone can tell you how ugly she is, then secretly jack off to the pictures behind the shroud of the internet.

Try to include a picture of yourself with girl, and please no tubgirl.

Here is the girl Im currently dating. I know she isn't a supermodel, but It's an upgrade from my ex.







Let the racism begin...
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:06 PM
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Woah, you're back?! You're the real bloodydiaperman?!
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:09 PM
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lol, she's black.

Liam, have you been working out..? Is that even you?
I remember something way different, granted that was like 3-4 years ago.

Also: What's up with WitheredOaks!?
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:09 PM
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That's funny, nobody here has a girlfriend.
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:13 PM
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That's funny, nobody here has a girlfriend.
Meh, I'm just lazy with a shitty computer. Not really worth my time.
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:15 PM
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Bloodydiaperman, why are you just lurking...?
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:25 PM
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Hey I don't mind Asians. They are tighter then a 12 year old american girl.


My last girlfriend and current girlfriend is.


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Old 04-02-2009, 09:26 PM
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lol, she's black.

Liam, have you been working out..? Is that even you?
I remember something way different, granted that was like 3-4 years ago.

Also: What's up with WitheredOaks!?

Yeah It's me, I have been trying to keep in better shape since becoming a cop for a while, then having cancer.



me recently



staying off the heroin and eating an asian diet gets you ripped pretty quick.
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:29 PM
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wow dude you had cancer?



me and my gf of the past 3years
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:33 PM
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wow dude you had cancer?



me and my gf of the past 3years
How old are you 12?? lol you're girlfriend is a minger but i can see it in her eyes she loves the black cock
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:34 PM
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can you get me a riot cop outfit? all complete with like those shields and batons and all the gear
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:37 PM
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How old are you 12?? lol you're girlfriend is a minger but i can see it in her eyes she loves the black cock
hahah you think you can talk. im 21 and she is as racist as i haha.
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:37 PM
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Bloodydiaperman your star tattoo makes me
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:49 PM
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Holy shit, that sucks you have Cancer, if you really do.

I gotta say, there's many, many people anticipating the return of WitheredOaks.

All these kids are lucky to be posting with a legend like bloodydiaperman

/ass-kissing
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:34 PM
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Yeah It's me, I have been trying to keep in better shape since becoming a cop for a while, then having cancer.
If I say I see you from totse, would you let me go?
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:49 PM
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Nooooobody wants to see my ex, and I honestly don't have a pic of me and Jess yet, so your all SOL
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:55 PM
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If I say I see you from totse, would you let me go?
I'm not assigned to any police agency currently. But I would've let someone off if they mentioned totse.
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Old 04-28-2009, 01:48 PM
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I'm glad you have cancer, bdm.
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Old 04-28-2009, 02:05 PM
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I'm glad you have cancer, bdm.
Me too.


Im hoping I get some tumors in my dick, and the fucker swells up to 16 inches.
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Old 04-28-2009, 02:44 PM
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haha K yeah im down for this thread i just got to find a pic...
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Old 04-28-2009, 03:01 PM
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Old 04-28-2009, 03:07 PM
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hahah you think you can talk. im 21 and she is as racist as i haha.
You are sooooo kewl.
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Old 04-28-2009, 03:25 PM
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Don't have any pics of my ex's. And wouldn't feel right about posting current. God knows someone here knows her, and may have had their way with her.
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Old 04-28-2009, 03:58 PM
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Witheredoaks is now Amputeens
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Old 04-28-2009, 04:32 PM
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how old are you two?
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Old 04-28-2009, 05:18 PM
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Ha ha. Okay.

My last ex girlfriend was an ugly dumb bitch. This was on new years, my pupils are huge, yay E.


I also dated the chick in the middle and the one on the right in this picture, I'm not in this one though. Yes, the one in the middle is a girl, she's just a huge dyke. The one on the right I might potentially end up with again in the future. She is prettiest one here, so fuck off.


Two of my ex boyfriends post here so I don't wanna post their shit.
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Old 04-28-2009, 05:40 PM
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Ha ha. Okay.

My last ex girlfriend was an ugly dumb bitch. This was on new years, my pupils are huge, yay E.


I also dated the chick in the middle and the one on the right in this picture, I'm not in this one though. Yes, the one in the middle is a girl, she's just a huge dyke. The one on the right I might potentially end up with again in the future. She is prettiest one here, so fuck off.


Two of my ex boyfriends post here so I don't wanna post their shit.
The one on the right is fucking sexy as FUCK.
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The one on the right is fucking sexy as FUCK.
I know, she's gorgeous. Hands off, she's mine.
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I know, she's gorgeous. Hands off, she's mine.
LOL you're acting like she would go for me. Isn't she into girls?
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LOL you're acting like she would go for me. Isn't she into girls?
She's into both.
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My last girlfriend died of a heroin overdose and I feel it would be disrespectful to post her picture.



Ok disrespectful to post it not in sepia
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My last girlfriend died of a heroin overdose and I feel it would be disrespectful to post her picture.



Ok disrespectful to post it not in sepia
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that was before I lost a lot of weight by being a drug addict
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My last girlfriend died of a heroin overdose and I feel it would be disrespectful to post her picture.



Ok disrespectful to post it not in sepia
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There's me about 4 months later deeper into heroin addiction. Notice the gray color and face getting leaner.


And 2-3 months later. Grayer and leaner still.

I dont know of any photos of myself between then and about a year and a half later.
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how old are you two?

Im 21 and he is 24
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Sorry about her face, brah.. I had no idea.
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Im 21 and he is 24
Oh, well, you look 12 and he looks 40.
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Me and my boyfriend

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