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Old 08-06-2009, 05:15 PM
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Hypothetically, how would you give an abortion without medical help?
And the whole kicking the stomach idea is a load of crap.
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Old 08-06-2009, 05:33 PM
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OP is a nigger
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Old 08-06-2009, 05:45 PM
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OP is a nigger
yea pretty much.
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Default Re: Homemade abortion?

Read about on abortion if you really want to try it. However, it's a dirty business and I don't think you can pull it off.
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:08 PM
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What is OP?
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:13 PM
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Falcon Punch.
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:18 PM
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Ohhhh.
lol.
*feels stupid*

Still, that's not nice.
If you're not smart enough to answer the question, don't answer it at all.
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:21 PM
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Default Re: Homemade abortion?

something with an old coat hanger
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:21 PM
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Ohhhh.
lol.
*feels stupid*

Still, that's not nice.
If you're not smart enough to answer the question, don't answer it at all.
It had to be said, also there really isn't going to be a good answer you know. its that or a damn spoon.
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:22 PM
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well you can stick a knitting needle up her in the late stages, just look for the opening at the back of the vagina, this is the stupidest idea....
or you can fill her up with pills and overdose her which will kill her baby, by this i mean hard drugs.
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:24 PM
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Yeah....kinda figured.
Alright.
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:27 PM
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What is OP?
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Falcon Punch.
lmao nice
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:47 PM
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Home abortions are fucking stupid. Can't you get one for free at a clinic? If not, I'm sure you could get one for very cheap. Also, nobody on Zoklet will ever need to know how, as they will never get a girl pregnant.
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:52 PM
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Home abortions are fucking stupid. Can't you get one for free at a clinic? If not, I'm sure you could get one for very cheap. Also, nobody on Zoklet will ever need to know how, as they will never get a girl pregnant.
I'm pretty sure there are a few parents on Zoklet.
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Old 08-07-2009, 05:52 PM
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Mexico.

Purchase abortion pills.

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Old 08-07-2009, 05:57 PM
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Hypothetically, how would you give an abortion without medical help?
And the whole kicking the stomach idea is a load of crap.
lots and lots and lots of cocaine and drinking every night for about a week.
will be about as expensive than a real abortion, but with a lot more fun.

go to the clinic and get it done right. this way is just for those who CANT go to a clinic.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:06 PM
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Home abortions are fucking stupid. Can't you get one for free at a clinic? If not, I'm sure you could get one for very cheap. Also, nobody on Zoklet will ever need to know how, as they will never get a girl pregnant.
and abortions are not free. I paid 582USD for an ex-gf non surgical abortion. and that was only after 6 weeks of pregnancy
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Old 08-07-2009, 08:22 PM
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I'd say the Mexico idea is best if you live near the border. A relative of mine is on a drug that's used to treat malaria, but if combined with another drug will force someone into labor (Abortion). Not sure what the drug is called, I'm sure a google search will tell you what you need.
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This.
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Old 08-07-2009, 08:27 PM
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how far along is she? if she just got pregnant she could easily cause a miscarriage with traditional roots, herbs, and foods and shit. i don't have any idea which ones, but i know that's how the native americans did it.
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Old 08-08-2009, 09:21 AM
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Default Re: Homemade abortion?

I saw a documentary that says only one in 6 pregnancys actually go through, depending on how early she is.

Apparently there are herbs that can cause what is called a 'spontaneous abortion'.

I know Project Pat just said that, but I just really wanted to say 'spontaneous abortion'.

Spontaneous Abortion.

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Old 08-08-2009, 09:24 AM
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.... Spontaneous combustion.

think about it OP.

There will be another.
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Old 08-08-2009, 09:42 AM
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I seriously wouldn't recommend this. Especially with a coat hanger. If you even nick the inside of her vag, she could possibly bleed out or get infected. Remember that lady that died after masturbating with a banana?

But I'll say this once again. If you want to go through with this, don't bail out halfway through. Ever. That's how we get kids like Treefingers and J 'FL' C. Please.
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Old 08-08-2009, 10:15 AM
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RU-486? Online purchase is possible but i wouldn't wait too long.....
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Old 08-08-2009, 10:24 AM
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Falcon Punch.
Holy Shit I Lol'd.

Just push the bitch down the stairs lol.
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Old 08-08-2009, 10:32 AM
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General consensus is a coat hanger and knife...


Oh and the idea that his a nigger is challenged by the fact that niggers dont know how to use the interwebz

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Old 08-08-2009, 09:34 PM
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put the girl in a head lock until she passes out, kick her in the stomach until she wakes up

repeat until bloody mess from crotch

alternative method
there is alot of evidence that early on in pregnancy semen will attack a fetus that is from another man. also really rough sex can cause miscarriages

so get ten to 20 guys and run a train on her, preferably against her will so she fights and its as rough as possible and let all of them dump their load up in her, all their soldiers will kill the fetus or all the rough pounding will, which ever, way do not stop until she is bleeding then only stop if every one is done
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Tell her that you've discovered you are gay and have plans to move away and live with another man in (insert state).

Then disappear.
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Default Re: Homemade abortion?

best home abortion...booze, cigs, joints, coke, X, heroin...
if that doesnt work your kid will look like this:
http://web.mit.edu/sarina/www/pictur...tard_ninja.jpg
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best home abortion...booze, cigs, joints, coke, X, heroin...
if that doesnt work your kid will look like this:
http://web.mit.edu/sarina/www/pictur...tard_ninja.jpg
Roflcopter.

But rather than risking shit, why not have the bitch have the kid and place it up for adoption.
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Old 08-09-2009, 03:40 AM
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I saw a documentary that says only one in 6 pregnancys actually go through, depending on how early she is.

Apparently there are herbs that can cause what is called a 'spontaneous abortion'.

I know Project Pat just said that, but I just really wanted to say 'spontaneous abortion'.

Spontaneous Abortion.
hahaha oh my god spontaneous abortion+1
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