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Swearing in French

How To Swear in French

by Cherry Poptart

Well, I promised a follow up to the German file, and I decided to do it
sooner than I expected to, so here it is. Spanish will come soon, after I can
check out the book in my library. Also, so as not to offend anyone, I want to
warn you that there is a section with racial connotations, and it is not of my
doing, I just copied the book.

By The Way:

s.o. = Someone
stg. = Something

In French:

qch. = quelque chose
qn. = quelqu`un

Here we go!

English | French

________________________________|______________________________________________
1. Bitch | salope, ordure
|
2. To neck, smooch, pet | becoter, peloter, caresser
3. To pick s.o. up | draguer, courier la gueuse
4. To be stacked, well padded | elle est bien roulee, bien balancee, galabee,
| c`est un beau chassis, bien foutue
5. To raise hell | faire la foire, la nouba, la java
|
6. All hell is gong to break | ca va barder, saigner, il y aura du sport, ca
loose, when the shit hits | va chier des boules, peter des flammes
the fan. |
7. He's a schmuck, an ass | il est con, vieux scnock, tete de cochon, de
| lard, jean-foutre, bourrique, conasse, con
| comme un balai
8. Tits | les nichons, tetons
b. Boobs, boobies | nenes, roberts, boite a lolo, doudounnes
c. Falsies | faux nenes
9. To bitch / stop bitching! | rouscailler, faire la geule/, raler/ arrete
| de gueuler
10. to come | jouir, prendre son pied
11. Hooker, whore, slut | pute, grue, poufiasse, une dame toute prete,
| catin, fille de joie, etre en carte
12. To be flat as a board | etre plate comme une planche a pain, a
| repasser
13. Go to hell!, fuck off! | va te faire voir, va aux diable, aux pelotes,
| fous la camp, va te faire cuire un oeuf, te
| faire voir chez lez Grecs!
14. Lousy, crappy | deguelasse, cradingue, merdique
15. a pimp | un maquereau
16. Shit! Crap! | merde!
17. To shit | couler un bronze, poser sa peche
18. a g-string | un cache-sexe
19. rubber, Durex | une capote (anglaise)
20. To be horny, sex starved | avoir un retard affection, ca lui monte a la
| gorge, avoir la trique
21. a bastard, louse, shithead, | un salaud, saligaud, salopard, enfant de son
of a bitch, bugger | putain, crapule, enfant de garce, encule,
mother-fucking bastard | fils de pute, une peau de vache, famier,
| ordure.
22. a. ass, arse | le cul, le durche
| le derierre, fesse (backside = le popotin)
b. to swing one's ass | se tremousser du popotin, remuer le popotin
23. bare-assed | a poil
24. little snot, prick | un petit morveaux
25. a hell-raiser | noceur, bambocheur, bringueur
26. they have him by the balls | couillonner (il s`est fait....)
27. to have a bull session, to | jacter, tailler une bavette, bavasser
throw the bull around |
28. for Chrissakes | nom de dieu!
29. He's a good lay (she's...) | Il fait lien l`amour, il baise bien (une
| sacree baiseuse
30. to get an eyeful | se rincer l`oeil
31. to be full of bullshit | faire du vent, de la frime, deconner,
| debloquer
32. To brown nose s.o. | lecher le cul, les bottes,c`est un leche-cul,
| leche bottes
33. to give s.o. the clap | flanquer la chaude -pisse, la chtouille
34. to take a leak, piss | pisser, renverser la vapeur
35. They made him eat it | ils lui en ont fait baver, suer, fait voir
36. To go both ways | etre polyvalent, marcher a voile et a vapeur
37. fuck yourself | tu m`emmerdes!
38. a lay, screw | une partie de jambes en l`air, une coucherie
39. To be an easy lay, nympho | etre une femme facile,une Marie-couche-toi-la
40. If my aunt had balls, she'd | si ma tante en avait elle s`appellerait mon
be my uncle | oncle
41. to be knocked up | avoir un polichinelle dans le tiroir
42. a sexpot | elle est bandante
43. a floozy | une entraineuse, gagneuse
44. to have a period | avoir ses regles, les anglais, les ourses
45. an old bitch, pompous ass | une vieille bique, il est becheur
46. to be scared shitless | avoir la queue entre les jambes
47. to fart | peter
48. balls, nuts | les couilles, joyeuses, genitoires
49. I'm up shit's creek | je suis dans la merde, emmerde
50. asshole | trou de balle
51. snot | pif, blaire, tarin, naze
52. to have a hard on | bander
53. cock, prick, tool | l`instrument, le memebre, la verge, bite, le
| dard, la queue, quequette, la pine
54. go all the way | coucher ensemble, faire l`amour, se faire
| tamponner.
55. I don't give a fuck | je m`en tamponne le coquillard, je m`en fous
56. fuck off | la ferme, rideau
57. to lay | tirer un coup, baiser, mique
58. dyke/faggot | /gouine, gousse/tapette, tante, pedale
59. to goose s.o. | mettre la main au panier
60. to blow s.o. | tailler une pipe
61. a pig (cop) | un conde
62. you're a pain in the ass | tu me fais suer, me fais shiwr
63. to have wet dreams | faire une carte de france
64. a. yid | youpin
b. chink | chinetoque
c. wop | rital, macaroni
d. wasp | parpaillot
e. kraut | schleu, boche
f. nigger | negre
g. jap | japonais
h. whitey | homme blanc
i. arab | bicot
65. cunt | le con, la conasse, la chatte
66. to jerk off | se decharger
67. a good fuck | une sacree baiseuse
68. to fuck | baiser
69. that's a load of shit | ce sont des conneries
70. lucky bastard | sacre veinare, il a du cul

 
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