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Denk an mich
2007-06-05, 21:58
from the zoophilia thread that was locked

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

holy fucking shit, is this real?

where can i find anymore information on this guy, where does he live?

i want to have sex with a female dolphin now

deadteenager
2007-06-05, 22:07
Oh man, I remember that site. All it did was make me jealous of male dolphins, I wish I had a 14 inch prehensile penis that I could wrap around things and carry objects with. Handcuff people with your erection, that'd be awesome. Citizen's arrest!!!

rocker
2007-06-05, 22:12
This thread seems to have little porpoise! :)

Aces_and_Eights
2007-06-05, 22:13
Oh man, I remember that site. All it did was make me jealous of male dolphins, I wish I had a 14 inch prehensile penis that I could wrap around things and carry objects with. Handcuff people with your erection, that'd be awesome. Citizen's arrest!!!

Quoted For Mother Fucking Truth.

Also, I hate to quote IFIOTW but... OLD!

Denk an mich
2007-06-05, 22:14
This thread seems to have little porpoise! :)

No, im serious.

I need this information. If this is serious i want to go visit this guy and get to spend some time with his dolphins.

Unlike you 12 year old kids, i actually work and can afford to do whatever the hell i want.

Now get back to google to find me who is this guy.

SilentMind
2007-06-05, 22:24
You're still an idiot. But I'd go at it with a dolphin anyday.

voodoonirvana
2007-06-05, 22:35
I came in here expecting pictures. :mad:

rocker
2007-06-05, 22:36
[QUOTE=Denk an mich;8410121]No, im serious.

QUOTE]

Then you must be more porpoisefull you dumb sad fuck!

Aces_and_Eights
2007-06-05, 22:38
[quote=Denk an mich;8410121]No, im serious.

QUOTE]

Then you must be more porpoisefull you dumb sad fuck!

You phail at the quoting.

rocker
2007-06-05, 22:49
[quote=rocker;8410271]

You phail at the quoting.

True......What can I say, it happened! I diddn't do it on porpoise.

JoePedo
2007-06-05, 23:08
from the zoophilia thread that was locked

Yeah. I was disappointed in that until I read it.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

holy fucking shit, is this real?

Yes, there actually are zooerotic individuals out there. ~sigh~

where can i find anymore information on this guy, where does he live?

i want to have sex with a female dolphin now

Quit stalking netizens and find your own nonhuman girlfriend.

SilentMind
2007-06-05, 23:23
I can hook you up with a healthy mature female. $2000 USD an hour.

Khepri
2007-06-05, 23:36
I'd do it.

Highly Evolved
2007-06-05, 23:43
the good sound part is that is can like rub your cock while you fuck it sothat must feel really good lol this is like half good half bad? but yeah it sounds diffrent..but yeah why fuck a d9olphine when you can fuck a hot chick?

rabbitweed
2007-06-06, 00:22
I'd do it.

? You have no penis...unless you're ready to take 14 inches of marine mammal willy.

Syphon
2007-06-06, 00:36
Oh man, I remember that site. All it did was make me jealous of male dolphins, I wish I had a 14 inch prehensile penis that I could wrap around things and carry objects with. Handcuff people with your erection, that'd be awesome. Citizen's arrest!!!

You don't?

*Continues nonchalantly typing while drinking coffee with willy*

rabbitweed
2007-06-06, 00:51
You don't?

*Continues nonchalantly typing while drinking coffee with willy*

lol:D

geekykiddo
2007-06-06, 07:47
Speaking of sex with dolphins, I've got a bridge right over the bay over there, you can see plenty of them from up on it. Wanna buy it? It's only thirty thousand dollars, and it's yours.

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-16, 07:59
lol....well if your serious about it:

http://delfi.dolphinparadise.net/main.html
or
http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/DolphinZoo/


they should help you out!

H4T3
2007-06-16, 17:56
...

You won't fuck a black chick...

BUT

You'll fuck a dolphin?

*sigh*

*eats my eggs whilst I type with my little guy.*

heroic harlequin
2007-06-16, 19:58
lolz... wait is he serious:eek:

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-17, 04:48
lolz... wait is he serious:eek:
that all depends on what you mean by "serious"

Dem0n1c
2007-06-19, 23:51
that all depends on what you mean by "serious"

By the sounds of it, none of you have ever actually been with a female dolphin. you can't just waltz up to one and expect to get sex out of them. You actually NEED to visit them, you can't just have a one nite stand. (And a house by a remote beach also helps;))
I go down and see the one i've been with at least once a day, because once you gain a dolphins trust, you need to make sure it stays strong. i've been with my current aquatic friend for almost 2 months now, but you can't expect sex from them every time you go to see them, just like a real person. you have to keep the bond strong and you'll know when the time is right.:cool:

Dem0n1c
2007-06-20, 00:12
Talking to a dolphin may sound stupid to some people, but it does help me calm down after a day at work (Owning A Resturaunt is HECTIC work)even if they can't understand you, at least they look like they do. they seem to know what mood your in, be it playful, sad or aroused;) and they act accordingly, eg : if im in a good mood she'll swim out about 10m and wait for me to join her. they're incredibly smart companions and i could not think of a reason why anyone wouldn't want to be with one.
;)

Eindringling
2007-06-21, 03:01
and i could not think of a reason why anyone wouldn't want to be with one.
;)

...kuz they're dolphins? maybe?

DeuceOmen
2007-06-21, 03:58
...kuz they're dolphins? maybe?

LOL! umm this is too short to submit

Eindringling
2007-06-21, 04:14
LOL! umm this is too short to submit

Well, I could have gone into why some people think that interspecial things are weird, but I figured it was implied and not worth arguing as it would lead off topic and would not get resolved.

Cboys
2007-06-21, 04:41
What the fuck.

Rykoshet
2007-06-21, 04:44
I hear dolphins kill more people a year then sharks. And they're fierce.

All I'm saying is...I'd be afraid to get a blowjob from a dolphin.

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-21, 07:30
By the sounds of it, none of you have ever actually been with a female dolphin. you can't just waltz up to one and expect to get sex out of them. You actually NEED to visit them, you can't just have a one nite stand. (And a house by a remote beach also helps;))
I go down and see the one i've been with at least once a day, because once you gain a dolphins trust, you need to make sure it stays strong. i've been with my current aquatic friend for almost 2 months now, but you can't expect sex from them every time you go to see them, just like a real person. you have to keep the bond strong and you'll know when the time is right.:cool:
You're quite right! Besides, if you ask any true delphinic zoophile, they'll tell you that their bond with a dolphin is more than just for sex anyway. We tend to have a high respect for dolphins (often times more than we do for fellow humans), and so most times we see a relationship as being more for being together rather than the sex. This is not saying we dont have fun occasionally ;), but many people have misunderstood this concept. Glad to see someone else who's willing to set the record straight. Also, as for you and your dolphin friend, congrats and I hope the relationship holds! :D

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-21, 07:37
Talking to a dolphin may sound stupid to some people, but it does help me calm down after a day at work (Owning A Resturaunt is HECTIC work)even if they can't understand you, at least they look like they do. they seem to know what mood your in, be it playful, sad or aroused;) and they act accordingly, eg : if im in a good mood she'll swim out about 10m and wait for me to join her. they're incredibly smart companions and i could not think of a reason why anyone wouldn't want to be with one.
;)You too are correct, dolphins can in fact (as studies have shown)sense emotion, and that's how they respond to you the way they do. And you made a good point too......I cant think of a single reason either :D

I-RapeTards
2007-06-21, 07:50
sumtimes i stick my vagina in my dolfins penis lol :)
it feels gud on my asshole:):):)

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-21, 08:16
sumtimes i stick my vagina in my dolfins penis lol :)
it feels gud on my asshole:):):)

OK, that was extremely pointless, crude, rude, retarded, stupid, demeaning, insulting, offensive, and most of all.....GAY!!!.....If you dont have anything productive to say on this forum then STFU and be someone else's nuisance!

Caramello Koala
2007-06-21, 08:54
i've got a girlfriend, and she seems to know what mood i'm in, be it playful, sad or aroused, and she acts accordingly. for example, if i'm in a good mood she'll run out about 10m and wait for me to join her, it's so cute when she does that.. they're incredibly smart companions and i couldn't think of one reason why you'd rather be with a DOLPHIN over a girl...

but i suppose after a stressful day at the restaurant, talking to an animal that can't talk back (but can sort of understand you), is much better than interacting with a human female.

also, sex with girls is just stupid, why would you want to have sex with a gorgeous girl, when you could very easily get to know a dolphin and have sex with it instead?


EDIT: sorry if that came off as a bit harsh, i'm having a crap day and figured i'd take it out on you dolphin lovers. you guys keep on doing your thing if it makes you happy.

Eindringling
2007-06-21, 17:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRicmYXmDhg

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/17750

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-22, 05:01
heh....
hope you enjoy these:
*Warning: these videos contain graphic images....viewer discretion advised....yeah right this is freakin totse...you're on your own here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0NQgMCjpJM

ftp://plmovies:download@64.39.13.148/Men/OTHER/Dolphin/dolphin_sex07.avi

the second one is best ;)


just a sample of the fun we delphinics do have with phins......lolz

pengd0t
2007-06-22, 06:02
I remember being in high school (7 or 8 years ago)and hearing someone mention finding DolphinSex.org.

I think this is basically a mirror of that site actually.
Doesn't look like it's around anymore though...

Dem0n1c
2007-06-22, 06:39
You're quite right! Besides, if you ask any true delphinic zoophile, they'll tell you that their bond with a dolphin is more than just for sex anyway. We tend to have a high respect for dolphins (often times more than we do for fellow humans), and so most times we see a relationship as being more for being together rather than the sex. This is not saying we dont have fun occasionally ;), but many people have misunderstood this concept. Glad to see someone else who's willing to set the record straight. Also, as for you and your dolphin friend, congrats and I hope the relationship holds! :D

I can relate to the fact that some people would find loving a dolphin like this to be gross, I for one thought that it was kind of weird, but then it hit me, if you kiss a woman, what does that say to yuo? That You Love Them:) So the people ,or in my case my dolphin lover, is different, but the meaning is the same. Why should society set out what is socialy right or wrong? or better yet, Why should they care? So what if i love a Dolphin and not a woman? WHY is it seen as wrong. If you love somone or somthing enough, and thats all that matters from my view. (and thank you, i've never been hapier then when im around her):)

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-22, 06:41
I remember being in high school (7 or 8 years ago)and hearing someone mention finding DolphinSex.org.

I think this is basically a mirror of that site actually.
Doesn't look like it's around anymore though...
Yeah, the site was removed about a year and a half ago along with a couple of other good resources :(

Dem0n1c
2007-06-22, 06:59
Yeah, it was a good site for all of us delphinic zoophiles. (moment of silence):(

I-RapeTards
2007-06-22, 07:12
heh....
hope you enjoy these:
*Warning: these videos contain graphic images....viewer discretion advised....yeah right this is freakin totse...you're on your own here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0NQgMCjpJM

ftp://plmovies:download@64.39.13.148/Men/OTHER/Dolphin/dolphin_sex07.avi

the second one is best ;)


just a sample of the fun we delphinics do have with phins......lolz

I'm getting like 1 kb/s on the second video. Does anyone have any other links? I wanna see some dolphin fucking.

Dem0n1c
2007-06-22, 21:45
I'm getting like 1 kb/s on the second video. Does anyone have any other links?.

Yeah, im on dial up and its still slower than the norm (about7kbps)
i guess it must be the server that its on:(

Dem0n1c
2007-06-23, 00:06
they're incredibly smart companions and i couldn't think of one reason why you'd rather be with a DOLPHIN over a girl...

but i suppose after a stressful day at the restaurant, talking to an animal that can't talk back (but can sort of understand you), is much better than interacting with a human female.

EDIT: sorry if that came off as a bit harsh, i'm having a crap day and figured i'd take it out on you dolphin lovers. you guys keep on doing your thing if it makes you happy.

1: Because the last two girlfreinds i've had, dumped me and stole my money.

2: Women can be bitchy and after you get back from work, your not in the mood to cop a verbal assult of how bad there day was.

3: Thank you, at least you addmited it.

4: I will never try to force my belifes on anyone, but mearly try to get them to understand and respect my choices. I love a dolphin, big deal. i don't care if people hate me for that, just so long as they understand 'why?'

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-23, 00:23
Yeah, im on dial up and its still slower than the norm (about7kbps)
i guess it must be the server that its on:(

lol...yeah, the server sucks.....I got it to DL fully after leaving my comp on overnight. Heh....I found another server, this time with way more vids, but it's the same with only 1kb/s DL....but hey, what do you expect when it's free....besides, it teaches patience skills...lol :D

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-23, 00:47
1: Because the last two girlfreinds i've had, dumped me and stole my money.

2: Women can be bitchy and after you get back from work, your not in the mood to cop a verbal assult of how bad there day was.

3: Thank you, at least you addmited it.

4: I will never try to force my belifes on anyone, but mearly try to get them to understand and respect my choices. I love a dolphin, big deal. i don't care if people hate me for that, just so long as they understand 'why?'

Whoa dude.....you've had it rough...lol :D
Anyway, yeah, what difference does it make whether or not you like phins....it's your life and your decision and that's all that matters....and if anyone tries to change you or your ideas you can tell them to go to hell! And yeah, the hardest part is trying to convince people of the "why". I find that most people are rather close minded...... numbed to the laws of "proper society".....yet they never see the mistakes in themselves, as they are always quick to point out flaws in others first. But yeah, more power to you for taking a stand and trying to set everything straight with such people. :D

sidewayz6.6
2007-06-23, 02:11
1: Because the last two girlfreinds i've had, dumped me and stole my money.

2: Women can be bitchy and after you get back from work, your not in the mood to cop a verbal assult of how bad there day was.

3: Thank you, at least you addmited it.

4: I will never try to force my belifes on anyone, but mearly try to get them to understand and respect my choices. I love a dolphin, big deal. i don't care if people hate me for that, just so long as they understand 'why?'

1. They all steal your money.

2. They can be bitchy anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

3. I still wouldn't go for a dolphin though.

Dem0n1c
2007-06-23, 03:58
See, this is where the "moral laws of Society' Come into play. Sometimes it just pisses me off just trying to THINK about why its so wrong to the self-centered people of modern society


"Im telling you we is living in a dictatorship'

And isn't Anyplace and anywhere the same ithing?

pyrogeek
2007-06-23, 08:02
Fucking dolphins, you sick fucks. Why can't you all be normal and fanticize about fucking you sisters or something? lol

Win A Free Ipod
2007-06-23, 08:29
Yah know, the more I think about it, the more appealing, erotic, and natural it seems!

*sniffle* Sadly, I've never had the pleasure of seeing or swimming with a dolphin in person...

sidewayz6.6
2007-06-23, 16:54
*Books a trip to Sea World*

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-23, 20:22
Yah know, the more I think about it, the more appealing, erotic, and natural it seems!

*sniffle* Sadly, I've never had the pleasure of seeing or swimming with a dolphin in person...

That's exactly why we like phins :D.............

There's an awesome place near Sea World where you can swim with phins......it's really pricey, but well worth it ;)
www.discoverycove.com

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-25, 00:44
found more vids :D for all those who are....*clears throat* curious ;)

*note: there is some other disgusting shit on this site, but I highly recommend only watching what's on this list ;)

http://www.beasttube.com/viewvideo/4487/girl_and_dolphin_fuck/

http://www.beasttube.com/viewvideo/3862/Dolphin_Vagina/

http://www.beasttube.com/viewvideo/1569/

see......it's not as sick or as fucked up as you guys think......

have fun and enjoy :D

Dem0n1c
2007-06-25, 09:56
its like your Google mk2 for DZ's.
:)Good Work.:)

DolphinLover
2007-06-25, 16:34
Hello demonic:)I was wondering how did you meet your affectionate female phin mate and is it hard to be in that type of relationship?:confused:

gimna.blazed
2007-06-26, 01:55
...

You won't fuck a black chick...

BUT

You'll fuck a dolphin?

*sigh*

*eats my eggs whilst I type with my little guy.*

Hahahahha exactly what i was thinking.

Noriega.
2007-06-26, 02:12
Before i die i hope i get a chance to see some dude railing a dolphin.

Waterparkssuck
2007-06-26, 06:28
Talking to a dolphin may sound stupid to some people, but it does help me calm down after a day at work (Owning A Resturaunt is HECTIC work)even if they can't understand you, at least they look like they do. they seem to know what mood your in, be it playful, sad or aroused;) and they act accordingly, eg : if im in a good mood she'll swim out about 10m and wait for me to join her. they're incredibly smart companions and i could not think of a reason why anyone wouldn't want to be with one.
;)

That's just fucking weird, man, no matter what you think.

You are a motherfucking human being, NOT a dolphin.

Seriously, if you are more attracted to a fucking sea mammal than a human woman, there's something seriously fucked up in your head.

You make me sick.

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-26, 06:52
its like your Google mk2 for DZ's.
:)Good Work.:)
THANKS! :D I try!

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-26, 07:31
That's just fucking weird, man, no matter what you think.

You are a motherfucking human being, NOT a dolphin.

Seriously, if you are more attracted to a fucking sea mammal than a human woman, there's something seriously fucked up in your head.

You make me sick.

Quite frankly, we dont give a shit what you think. This topic wasn't named "What Waterparkssuck thinks on the issue of sex with dolphins", but rather it was designed to inform others about an actual lifestyle. Secondly, I think any delphinic has by now realized that they are, unfortunately, a human being and as for your last statement, I happen to have a girlfriend and I love her as much as I do any phin so stfu asshole! There is nothing "wrong" with us, nor are we messed up in the head, but you seem to be quite a pussy if something as small as this is enough to sicken you to the point where you are compelled to post and call us "fucked up in the head". Now do us a favor and mind your own fucking business and we'll mind ours!

Waterparkssuck
2007-06-26, 07:38
Quite frankly, we dont give a shit what you think. This topic wasn't named "What Waterparkssuck thinks on the issue of sex with dolphins", but rather it was designed to inform others about an actual lifestyle. Secondly, I think any delphinic has by now realized that they are, unfortunately, a human being and as for your last statement, I happen to have a girlfriend and I love her as much as I do any phin so stfu asshole! There is nothing "wrong" with us, nor are we messed up in the head, but you seem to be quite a pussy if something as small as this is enough to sicken you to the point where you are compelled to post and call us "fucked up in the head". Now do us a favor and mind your own fucking business and we'll mind ours!

No. I won't. If I think something you're doing is fucking repulsive, then, damn it, you're going to hear it. And you are fucked up in the head. Extremely. You're having sexual intercourse an animal (don't feed me bullshit about how "humans R animalz too," you know what I mean).

Question: If I logged onto this website and searched your name, would I find you? http://www.familywatchdog.us

jojabr
2007-06-26, 07:48
Wait, wait.. for serious. Holy shit.
I'm not really disgusted by this as much as I think I should be according to societal morals, but I'm definitely quite surprised that there are two people here who've actually had physical relations with dolphins and even more who are interested. I can't say that's something I desire, but it's definitely.. just.. weird. I'm sure they're smart and intelligent and emotional and everything but, wow. Just wow. :eek:
I've never really had the chance to get to know any dolphins, but um. Yeah I'm totally speechless.

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-26, 08:32
No. I won't. If I think something you're doing is fucking repulsive, then, damn it, you're going to hear it. And you are fucked up in the head. Extremely. You're having sexual intercourse an animal (don't feed me bullshit about how "humans R animalz too," you know what I mean).

Question: If I logged onto this website and searched your name, would I find you? http://www.familywatchdog.us
For one, I'm not a sex offender you dumbshit! Second, you're fuckin attitude is what's repulsive, as you're the only asshole who seems to have a real problem with it. And just cause I like phins doesn't mean I'm in any way a sex maniac (as I have explained this in previous posts), nor does it mean I'm fucked up in the head. And I'd rather have sex with a dolphin 10x more than with a human bitch that shares your attitude. Jeebus! What a douche!

Gaius Julius Caesar
2007-06-26, 09:42
I voice my full support to riseofthedarkside and all the others who love dolphins.

Hey faggots at least they are not sexually repressed like you.

And nice to see this thread is still up, im NOT sure op was serious when he created it but i enjoy the videos.

gimna.blazed
2007-06-26, 11:51
I voice my full support to riseofthedarkside and all the others who love dolphins.

Hey faggots at least they are not sexually repressed like you.

And nice to see this thread is still up, im NOT sure op was serious when he created it but i enjoy the videos.

Hahah where are you actually from? I thought you were German at first??

Gaius Julius Caesar
2007-06-26, 16:22
Hahah where are you actually from? I thought you were German at first??

Im italian of course, the best race on earth. In fact, i think the germans are inferior to us, those barbarians were still fighting with sticks and stones when the romans already had roads, advanced engineering, advanced mathematics, war tactics, advanced armory, advanced culture and had conquered half the world. Not to mention a real govern system which was a republic.

I say that if it wasn't for us romans being kind enough to teach civilization to the nordic barbarians then they would still be living in wooden houses and fighting with sticks.

Waterparkssuck
2007-06-26, 18:42
I voice my full support to riseofthedarkside and all the others who love dolphins.

Hey faggots at least they are not sexually repressed like you.

And nice to see this thread is still up, im NOT sure op was serious when he created it but i enjoy the videos.

Since when does making fun of somebody for fucking an animal make you "sexually repressed?" Eat shit.

It's weird. Bottom line. Insane people don't think they're insane.

gimna.blazed
2007-06-26, 19:46
Im italian of course, the best race on earth. In fact, i think the germans are inferior to us, those barbarians were still fighting with sticks and stones when the romans already had roads, advanced engineering, advanced mathematics, war tactics, advanced armory, advanced culture and had conquered half the world. Not to mention a real govern system which was a republic.

I say that if it wasn't for us romans being kind enough to teach civilization to the nordic barbarians then they would still be living in wooden houses and fighting with sticks.

Stop living in the past. America is the world's number 1 enemy.

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-26, 21:47
I voice my full support to riseofthedarkside and all the others who love dolphins.

Hey faggots at least they are not sexually repressed like you.

And nice to see this thread is still up, im NOT sure op was serious when he created it but i enjoy the videos.
Thanks for the support! :D

Very well said btw.

And we're gonna keep this thread alive as long as possible for all those interested!

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-26, 22:08
Since when does making fun of somebody for fucking an animal make you "sexually repressed?" Eat shit.

It's weird. Bottom line. Insane people don't think they're insane.
It DOES make you a flamer, and those are not very well tolerated in this thread. It also makes you a very narrow minded and arrogant son of a bitch, so let's just leave it at that for now. As for your bottom line......fuck you! "I reject your reality and substitute my own." My bottom line: Assholes like yourself never realize what total fucking douchebags they are! My advice to you.....stfu while your behind, otherwise I'll be forced to inflict more verbal pwnage on your ass! Also, learn to realize that your opinion is worth less than shit, especially on totse, and just because you said it doesn't make you're opinion right! My final words to you: FUCK OFF!

Waterparkssuck
2007-06-26, 23:23
It DOES make you a flamer, and those are not very well tolerated in this thread. It also makes you a very narrow minded and arrogant son of a bitch, so let's just leave it at that for now. As for your bottom line......fuck you! "I reject your reality and substitute my own." My bottom line: Assholes like yourself never realize what total fucking douchebags they are! My advice to you.....stfu while your behind, otherwise I'll be forced to inflict more verbal pwnage on your ass! Also, learn to realize that your opinion is worth less than shit, especially on totse, and just because you said it doesn't make you're opinion right! My final words to you: FUCK OFF!

"Worthless" is one word. Your "verbal pwnage" is nothing. You can't fucking spell. Dolphin fucker.

kaworu_nagisa
2007-06-26, 23:28
Since when does making fun of somebody for fucking an animal make you "sexually repressed?" Eat shit.

It's weird. Bottom line. Insane people don't think they're insane.

all too true man, some seriously sick shit, its ok if you have a fetish but too far is too far

Anti-Troll
2007-06-27, 01:55
Just wait till your 'friend' rapes you up the ass with a 14 inch cock, then say that you still love dolphins.

Rocko
2007-06-27, 01:56
It's not like any of you are going to get laid with any species...

Anti-Troll
2007-06-27, 01:58
It's not like any of you are going to get laid with any species...

Especialy once any prospective girlfriends find out about your sick and twisted sea life fetish.

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-27, 04:32
"Worthless" is one word. Your "verbal pwnage" is nothing. You can't fucking spell. Dolphin fucker.
This isn't the fucking spelling bee......shit happens, and people make mistakes......secondly, that was a futile and overall LAME attempt at trying to insult me......Dolphin fucker???? your retardedness reveals itself to a greater degree with each post....thank you Cpt. Obvious for letting me know I'm a "Dolphin fucker".

I guess I must thank you though, cause every time you or some other ignorant asshole decides to post to the world how retarded they are, the thread immediately moves up to the top of the list so more people can listen to what we delphinics have to say......so thanks for inadvertently helping our cause. Besides, look at it this way.....you get to show other viewers a prime example of how narrow minded and absolutely retarded you are when you attempt to express your views, whereas I argue a good defense with all the positive points of being a delphinic and simultaneously make you out to be the mis-informed asshole that you really are, so in the end all turns out quite well.

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-27, 04:42
Just wait till your 'friend' rapes you up the ass with a 14 inch cock, then say that you still love dolphins.
Uhh....wtf? I'm a STRAIGHT delfinic zoophile.....means I only have relationships with FEMALE phins....? And get your facts straight.....if you wanna post I highly suggest doing your research first....for one, a phin wouldn't know how to rape a human cause we're built differently (yeah I know....no shit!).

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-27, 04:45
It's not like any of you are going to get laid with any species...
Well.....you're WRONG! hah! :D

Waterparkssuck
2007-06-27, 05:31
This isn't the fucking spelling bee......shit happens, and people make mistakes......secondly, that was a futile and overall LAME attempt at trying to insult me......Dolphin fucker???? your retardedness reveals itself to a greater degree with each post....thank you Cpt. Obvious for letting me know I'm a "Dolphin fucker".

I guess I must thank you though, cause every time you or some other ignorant asshole decides to post to the world how retarded they are, the thread immediately moves up to the top of the list so more people can listen to what we delphinics have to say......so thanks for inadvertently helping our cause. Besides, look at it this way.....you get to show other viewers a prime example of how narrow minded and absolutely retarded you are when you attempt to express your views, whereas I argue a good defense with all the positive points of being a delphinic and simultaneously make you out to be the mis-informed asshole that you really are, so in the end all turns out quite well.


Dude, you don't even begin to make sense. You're trying to tell me how "retarded" I'm acting and you're HAVING SEX WITH A MOTHERFUCKING DOLPHIN!

Also...delphinic's do not have a "cause." Fuck you. People who are into that inter-species shit are pathetic excuses for human beings who lack the social skills to have even one iota of a chance at attracting a human (regardless of gender). Hence the fucking of the dolphin.

The weirdest part is, I think, that you don't take "dolphin fucker" as an insult. That's the whole point I'm trying to prove here. You're just fucking weird. I honestly suggest that you see someone about this (not a dolphin).

jojabr
2007-06-27, 05:39
This thread's gonna be locked soon if you two idiots don't shut up. Let the man have relations with his dolphins in peace. They're smart enough for it to be considered consensual in my opinion, so no harm is done. Whether you think it's right or wrong doesn't really matter, since it's not you who's doing it, so just shut the fuck up.
You're acting like society did towards gay sex/marriage fifty years ago. That was pretty stupid. You're not the one doing it, why do you care so much?

Waterparkssuck
2007-06-27, 06:05
This thread's gonna be locked soon if you two idiots don't shut up. Let the man have relations with his dolphins in peace. They're smart enough for it to be considered consensual in my opinion, so no harm is done. Whether you think it's right or wrong doesn't really matter, since it's not you who's doing it, so just shut the fuck up.
You're acting like society did towards gay sex/marriage fifty years ago. That was pretty stupid. You're not the one doing it, why do you care so much?

I don't necessarily care. I'm just saying he's a disgusting pervert with a mental problem.

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-27, 06:18
This thread's gonna be locked soon if you two idiots don't shut up. Let the man have relations with his dolphins in peace. They're smart enough for it to be considered consensual in my opinion, so no harm is done. Whether you think it's right or wrong doesn't really matter, since it's not you who's doing it, so just shut the fuck up.
You're acting like society did towards gay sex/marriage fifty years ago. That was pretty stupid. You're not the one doing it, why do you care so much?
Ok, I'll stop.....I've had my fun with this guy anyway....it just goes to show that no matter how much is argued or how many facts are presented....you just can't fix stupid. BTW, very well-put statement, and I truly wish everyone had that sort of opinion or point of view. Thanks again! :D

DolphinLover
2007-06-27, 07:53
Whoa:eek: I hope that guy doesnt come back...anyways to clear all this negative crap up,I wanted to see if anybody has any relations with a dolphin,Demonic was the only other person that did and he didnt even answer my question (it would really be appreciated if he did) nor has he posted in a while but all im asking is to know if its a hard relationship to commit to:confused:.

Dem0n1c
2007-06-27, 12:24
First off:

WHY THE HELL DID NO-ONE EMAIL ME REGARDING A 3 PAGE ARGUMENT!!! I feel rejected, no one even told me, i woulda been Dissing that retarded motherfucking ass licker back to the fucking stone age. Wank.

Second, sorry about the lack of response, but like, the argument was kind of come-and-gone in less then 24hours.

Third: Long story ill tell you later.

fourth, if you hollow minded fucks can't see that it dosn't mater if we love phins or women, its love all the same. Anyone who thinks differntly can go and fuck themselves.

fifth (last one i swear): i don't go off like that often but shallow minded fucks make life for us DZ's a livin hell. if you dont like the topic then don't post on it and suffer the 3 page of Seriously PISSED OFF People who agree with it or can at least see our point of view! insulting you for being such a DICKHEAD!!!!!!!:mad:

(my god, i'm shaking but i feel so much FUCKIN BETTER!!!!)

on with the topic.

Dem0n1c
2007-06-27, 12:35
is it hard to be in that type of relationship?:confused:

Yes, it is really fucking hard sometimes because of the laws of moral society. beyond that you get fuckwits who won't even TRY to see it from a DZ's point of view. but i dont give a fuck about society or fuckwits who hate you for doing what we DZ's love. in my oppinion, its the best damn thing in my entire life.
:cool:

DolphinLover
2007-06-27, 13:54
Yes, it is really fucking hard sometimes because of the laws of moral society. beyond that you get fuckwits who won't even TRY to see it from a DZ's point of view. but i dont give a fuck about society or fuckwits who hate you for doing what we DZ's love. in my oppinion, its the best damn thing in my entire life.
:cool: Well I know that,but is it hard to see her almost every day or atleast keep up with the routine of seeing her. And btw you dont have an email attached to your posts or I would have warned you:p and also riseofthedarkside can be very busy at times (I know him) so he probobly didnt have time to email you (though Im sure he would have when he gets the time) but anyways I'd love to hear your story if you have a YIM just add me I attached it to my posts:) I dont recommend you telling your story here if thats what you're planning but if you're comfortable with that go ahead:D other than that when i got it the arguement was over with but again please add me if you have YIM Im always looking for new DZ's to talk to:D and once more I would love to hear your story:D

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-27, 18:09
First off:

WHY THE HELL DID NO-ONE EMAIL ME REGARDING A 3 PAGE ARGUMENT!!! I feel rejected, no one even told me, i woulda been Dissing that retarded motherfucking ass licker back to the fucking stone age. Wank.

Second, sorry about the lack of response, but like, the argument was kind of come-and-gone in less then 24hours.

Third: Long story ill tell you later.

fourth, if you hollow minded fucks can't see that it dosn't mater if we love phins or women, its love all the same. Anyone who thinks differntly can go and fuck themselves.

fifth (last one i swear): i don't go off like that often but shallow minded fucks make life for us DZ's a livin hell. if you dont like the topic then don't post on it and suffer the 3 page of Seriously PISSED OFF People who agree with it or can at least see our point of view! insulting you for being such a DICKHEAD!!!!!!!:mad:

(my god, i'm shaking but i feel so much FUCKIN BETTER!!!!)

on with the topic.
LOL....sorry I left you outta all the fun, but as "dolphinlover" said, I'm really busy most times. Besides, I sent you a PM not too long ago and never heard back, so I didn't know if you ever responded to messages anyway. Oh well....sorry. I know you would've had a lot of fun making an arguement.....:D As for everything else you said....all too true.....lol....it woulda been hilarious to see how much longer this war would've gone on had more people been involved :P

Waterparkssuck
2007-06-27, 19:00
I'm pretty sure that you three are the same person. Two new arrivals, one acolyte. Sounds fishy.

No pun intended. Really.

Gaius Julius Caesar
2007-06-27, 19:56
I'm pretty sure that you three are the same person. Two new arrivals, one acolyte. Sounds fishy.

No pun intended. Really.

I'm pretty sure you should fuck off.

rodrat16
2007-06-27, 20:16
thats just nasty

DolphinLover
2007-06-28, 02:10
thats just nasty
see this is how it should have been he didnt make a big deal about it it was plain and simple no pointless stupid arguement so rodrat I thank u for not being a jerk:)

Highly Evolved
2007-06-28, 02:16
ohh well hey at least a femal dolfin can like contact its pussy and make you cum in like one min lool it must fell nice wish it were long time tho

DolphinLover
2007-06-28, 02:31
I'm pretty sure that you three are the same person. Two new arrivals, one acolyte. Sounds fishy.

No pun intended. Really.umm I'm pretty sure you're some paranoid brat just being a dumbass making stupid observations:rolleyes:it would mean alot to all of us if u could just leave because I really dont see any logical reason why you're still here u made your point now go,btw I dont expect u to reply because if u do it'll just show how unbelieveably immature u r because u cant toughen up and get over the fact that there are people like us out there any other mature adult would have left a message like rodrat not bitch about it and one more thing if u try to start another arguement Im just going to totally ignore you:D

DolphinLover
2007-06-28, 02:52
ohh well hey at least a femal dolfin can like contact its pussy and make you cum in like one min lool it must fell nice wish it were long time thohey dont be so selfish about the sex part of the relationship you have to love the dolphin if you want to get that far and trust me they are way more qualified than any other being on this Earth to know the emotion love and they're extremely intelligent enough to have a loving relationship with:D

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-28, 03:53
hey dont be so selfish about the sex part of the relationship you have to love the dolphin if you want to get that far and trust me they are way more qualified than any other being on this Earth to know the emotion love and they're extremely intelligent enough to have a loving relationship with:D
Listen to this man.....he speaks the truth! A relationship with a phin is just like a human relationship......you gotta devote a lot of time and effort to make things work out. It's not about the one night stand kinda approach, but rather the long term approach....in the end it is well worth it though! :D You get a friend.....a companion.....and best of all a phin can love you just as much as you love her. As I have said before (in previous posts), this sort of relationship is not all about the sex thing. Truly, phins are one of the most compassionate and loving creatures in this world and their devotion to us seems unmatched.......that is why I am so proud of who I am and that's why I am willing to fight for what I believe in!

It is good to see that things have finally begun to calm down once again in this thread :D!

Waterparkssuck
2007-06-28, 04:25
umm I'm pretty sure you're some paranoid brat just being a dumbass making stupid observations:rolleyes:it would mean alot to all of us if u could just leave because I really dont see any logical reason why you're still here u made your point now go,btw I dont expect u to reply because if u do it'll just show how unbelieveably immature u r because u cant toughen up and get over the fact that there are people like us out there any other mature adult would have left a message like rodrat not bitch about it and one more thing if u try to start another arguement Im just going to totally ignore you:D

So that means I get the last word?

Totse, I have defeated the dolphin-fucking freaks. Hooray!

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-28, 04:53
So that means I get the last word?

Totse, I have defeated the dolphin-fucking freaks. Hooray!

The only thing that surpasses your ignorance and moreover your stupidity would have to be your immaturity.......that is all which can be said for your pathetic and meaningless existence. If you post anything else on this thread, I just hope everyone disregards you for the childish fool you are.

DolphinLover
2007-06-28, 04:55
So that means I get the last word?

Totse, I have defeated the dolphin-fucking freaks. Hooray!
ok:rolleyes:you see thats what i mean by immature you obviuosly have nothing else better to do but have a meanless existence on totse of being a bitching bratt and have accomplished nothing and in the end your persistence of being a dumbass and not interpreting what I just said is wasted effort on your account,seeing in your eyes that you accomplished something of this manner makes u nothing more of a loser and a loner because all of this crap you r starting is telling me exactly that,like riseofthedarkside said you can't fix the stupid

nothing special
2007-06-28, 05:52
What the fuck.

i agree with Cboys.

DolphinLover
2007-06-28, 06:20
i agree with Cboys.
well im glad thats all u have to say unlike some people that pointlessly go about ranting on how nasty they think this is and for no good reason other than they have nothing else to do so,i thank u for not being one of those jerks:)

Dem0n1c
2007-06-28, 08:55
Yeah, if you don't have somthing constructive to say, then don't say anything.
and if you don't like us for loving dolphins, then go and fuck off and live in your stereotyping world that i couldn't care less about.

DolphinLover
2007-06-28, 13:52
hey demonic!:) i was wondreing if u have YIM

Dem0n1c
2007-06-29, 01:56
no, i use windows live. my emails on my profile, just use it for now.

DolphinLover
2007-06-29, 04:31
no, i use windows live. my emails on my profile, just use it for now.oh in that case yahoo! recently got an update for instant messaging people on windows live all i would really need is your windoes ID :)

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-29, 18:58
lol....I wonder how many people have become delphinics just from reading this thread......kinda awkward thought...lol :D

well if you did, then welcome to your new life! you're gonna love it! lol :D

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-29, 19:04
lol....more guides online on how to love phins :D
one's similar to the guide on the first post, but I'm sure you've never seen the rest. have fun and enjoY! ;)

How-to: http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php

Anatomy: http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin_anatomy.php

FAQ: http://www.zoophile.net/dolphins.php

DolphinLover
2007-06-30, 10:09
lol....more guides online on how to love phins :D
one's similar to the guide on the first post, but I'm sure you've never seen the rest. have fun and enjoY! ;)

How-to: http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php

Anatomy: http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin_anatomy.php

FAQ: http://www.zoophile.net/dolphins.php

already found those lol:D

Dem0n1c
2007-06-30, 16:13
lol....I wonder how many people have become delphinics just from reading this thread......kinda awkward thought...lol :D


yeah, kind awkward, but you never know unless you ask.

449
2007-06-30, 16:24
I eat dolphins for breakfast and lunch.

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-30, 16:54
I eat dolphins for breakfast and lunch.
I hope you are only being sarcastic......cause if you're one of them Jap bastards who really eats phins I swear I'm gonna find you and kick your ass you heartless fuck! (no offense though if you were only kidding)

riseofthedarkside
2007-06-30, 17:10
I hope you are only being sarcastic......cause if you're one of them Jap bastards who really eats phins I swear I'm gonna find you and kick your ass you heartless fuck! (no offense though if you were only kidding)
Before anyone gets on to me for being a racist or being mean or anything.....JAPS REALLY DO KILL AND EAT DOLPHINS...which really pisses me off...so dont get all uptight about me calling them whatever I think they deserve. I hate having to show this video, but it's the only way to prove that they really are heartless fucks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsEEmmIGtFg

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-01, 06:14
Moving on to a more postitve note......I'm pretty sure I found a place where I could see some phins like up close.....only problem is I need to get my hands on a boat or seadoo or something:(.....oh well, at least I know where to look.....here in Florida we live pretty close to the water and dolphins are quite common to our area....they are practically everywhere in Destin waterways......a few times I've seen dolphins swim right next to our boat when I was boating with some friends of mine out at Destin, and sometimes even the wild phins are willing to let you touch them (as I have done before) but they need to be around you long enough...maybe if I could get a seadoo of my own I would be able to find a phin and be able to spend some time with her and we could get to know each other...maybe even start a new relationship ;) (of course this would have to be when there's like no one on the water)

Dem0n1c
2007-07-01, 07:24
Fucking Japanese Facists. That is the worst thing i have ever seen. over in Australia we have a huge japanese and indonesian fhishing and whaleing problem, but will the government help us? Of course they fucking won't. This is why i am Pro-Communist.
Still, disturbing shit man.......

DolphinLover
2007-07-01, 09:37
Fucking Japanese Facists. That is the worst thing i have ever seen. over in Australia we have a huge japanese and indonesian fhishing and whaleing problem, but will the government help us? Of course they fucking won't. This is why i am Pro-Communist.
Still, disturbing shit man.......holy crap u live in austrailia no wonder u found a loving phin thats like dolphin central u can find tons of dolphins along the beaches begging for food and thats stupid how the stupid japs moved all there bullshit to austrailia and i thought it might be a safe haven over there for dolphins what a shame:( anyways its not hard to imagine u having a relationship with a dolphin now

Dem0n1c
2007-07-01, 11:02
yeah, i probably should have pointed that out sooner. Oh well.:cool:

Dem0n1c
2007-07-02, 01:36
Well, seeing as i have nothing better to post, i might as well tell you all how i met my dolphin freind, Anna (Kinda corny name but it was the name of my 1st girlfreind, who then proceded to dump me, and take somthing around the sum of Au$2000 from my account)

Well, it was sunday, 29th of April this year (I Wrote down the date) and around noon, i checked the waves and figured i might as well go surfing, so i got my wetsuit and board, and headed down to the beach. anyway, when i got down there i found a beached dolphin, and beaing a DZ for several years, i naturally helped push it back into the water. after that, the relationship formed. it started off with just playing around in the water and shallows, but gradually grew more <thinks for word> 'Physical'. Well 3 guesses what happened after that, and i won't go into it, so don't ask me to. The love between Myself and Anna is just that, Love. Nothing more, Nothing less. It is somthing i cherish every day of my life and holds an almost sacred importance to me.
So there you have it, if anyone else has a story to tell, im sure we would all like to hear it.

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-02, 16:12
Well, seeing as i have nothing better to post, i might as well tell you all how i met my dolphin freind, Anna (Kinda corny name but it was the name of my 1st girlfreind, who then proceded to dump me, and take somthing around the sum of Au$2000 from my account)

Well, it was sunday, 29th of April this year (I Wrote down the date) and around noon, i checked the waves and figured i might as well go surfing, so i got my wetsuit and board, and headed down to the beach. anyway, when i got down there i found a beached dolphin, and beaing a DZ for several years, i naturally helped push it back into the water. after that, the relationship formed. it started off with just playing around in the water and shallows, but gradually grew more <thinks for word> 'Physical'. Well 3 guesses what happened after that, and i won't go into it, so don't ask me to. The love between Myself and Anna is just that, Love. Nothing more, Nothing less. It is somthing i cherish every day of my life and holds an almost sacred importance to me.
So there you have it, if anyone else has a story to tell, im sure we would all like to hear it.
Wow.....you're one lucky guy!:D That's a wonderful story! Kinda makes me wish I were in Australia......I've gotten to swim with phins before in like a pool, but I was really young at the time. After that, I've had encounters with local wild phins, sometimes I could swim with them and even touch a few, but never anything where I was able to see one on a daily basis, not to mention get as far as you did. Part of the problem is there is no way for me to go out on a boat to the places I know they stay.......I either gotta rent/borrow a boat/seadoo, and that's no fun :( (not to mention expensive for rentals). When I get my own seadoo or boat, then I could find the time to start a relationship with a special phin friend without having to worry about whether or not I'd see her that day near shore. It would be quite wonderful if that could happen! Thanks again for sharing your story! It is quite the inspiration:) Our best wishes to you and Anna! :D

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-03, 01:51
http://delfi.dolphinparadise.net/sitepic/index_pic.jpg
Phins are sooooo sexy!!! :D

Dem0n1c
2007-07-03, 03:41
http://delfi.dolphinparadise.net/sitepic/index_pic.jpg
Phins are sooooo sexy!!! :D

:confused: ok then, that was random........

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-03, 04:20
:confused: ok then, that was random........
lmao...sorry.....just a little bored :D.....plus you gotta state the obvious!

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-03, 04:25
DUDE....WOOOOO! We got dugg! Some guy posted our thread in Digg....already up to 4 diggs in like 30 mins....here's the post: http://digg.com/health/Having_sex_with_a_dolphin_Is_that_even_possible_ga sp

Try to digg it and let's see how far it gets :D

Dem0n1c
2007-07-03, 05:08
:)Awsome! Wootage! and any other words of celebration i can think off! :)
:cool:<Pops Champagne Bottle>:cool:

i reccon at least 15diggs by the end of this week.

DolphinLover
2007-07-03, 06:24
http://delfi.dolphinparadise.net/sitepic/index_pic.jpg
Phins are sooooo sexy!!! :Dlol i love that pick everytime I see it when I go to delfis it makes me feel all warm fuzzy:D

DolphinLover
2007-07-03, 06:41
Well, seeing as i have nothing better to post, i might as well tell you all how i met my dolphin freind, Anna (Kinda corny name but it was the name of my 1st girlfreind, who then proceded to dump me, and take somthing around the sum of Au$2000 from my account)

Well, it was sunday, 29th of April this year (I Wrote down the date) and around noon, i checked the waves and figured i might as well go surfing, so i got my wetsuit and board, and headed down to the beach. anyway, when i got down there i found a beached dolphin, and beaing a DZ for several years, i naturally helped push it back into the water. after that, the relationship formed. it started off with just playing around in the water and shallows, but gradually grew more <thinks for word> 'Physical'. Well 3 guesses what happened after that, and i won't go into it, so don't ask me to. The love between Myself and Anna is just that, Love. Nothing more, Nothing less. It is somthing i cherish every day of my life and holds an almost sacred importance to me.
So there you have it, if anyone else has a story to tell, im sure we would all like to hear it.awe man I was hoping you would be a little bit more detailed on how it started of like "I played with her for hours......" or something like that and also did wish you went into little of this;) detail I not asking you to go into extreme or anything but thats the point I would like to get to know you a little more if only you gave me your user name for your messenger (im not trying to be nosy or anything theres no other way of putting it) and seeing that you have Windows Live I can still talk to you on my yahoo! (they recently did this or in other words Windows Live messenger and yahoo! messender are compatible) but knowing that I've asked you before,you probobly dont want to become friends:( oh well:(

Dem0n1c
2007-07-03, 09:44
awe man I was hoping you would be a little bit more detailed on how it started of like "I played with her for hours......" or something like that and also did wish you went into little of this;) detail I not asking you to go into extreme or anything but thats the point I would like to get to know you a little more if only you gave me your user name for your messenger (im not trying to be nosy or anything theres no other way of putting it) and seeing that you have Windows Live I can still talk to you on my yahoo! (they recently did this or in other words Windows Live messenger and yahoo! messender are compatible) but knowing that I've asked you before,you probobly dont want to become friends:( oh well:(

My messenger is attached to all of my posts, and for anyone who for somereason or another can't use that its Hellfires_fury@hotmail.com:cool:
there it is.

Prometheum
2007-07-03, 14:45
Fuck I want a prehensile penis!!!

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-03, 15:55
Fuck I want a prehensile penis!!!
Uhhh.....ok, that was random (even more so than my comment). BTW, for your own info, it's not totally prehensile, just the tip is.
For more info see: http://delfi.dolphinparadise.net/anatomy.html

Dem0n1c
2007-07-04, 00:46
Fuck I want a prehensile penis!!!

What, You don't have one? :eek:

Dem0n1c
2007-07-04, 02:40
Check This Shit Out....

http://www.atheistparents.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8060&view=next&sid=c74b148c1b97999fc27c846866b97cb4

Interesting if nothing else, and a whole bunch of wankers who commented on it in the negative way.

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-05, 04:07
lol....I heard about that a long while back.....as for the negative remarks....I say you cant really be unbiased in saying it's not right until you try it yourself.........*second thought, maybe not....just say whatever you wanna say and let us have all the fun* :D

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-05, 05:05
Ok.....I have had it with all the trolls and hatemail! I seriously DONT get this! Why are people so uptight about us? Yes, it's true....we love dolphins....big deal?! Here is a creature so similar to us in intelligence and compassion which is willing to show her love for you by any means possible. We aren't sex maniacs or perverts or the sick freaks like you portray us to be.....we simply show our love back to them to strengthen the bond between us! Sex is only part of showing love for someone(regardless of human or phin).....but it's not everything! My gosh!....you all like totally freak out whenever you hear "delphinic zoophile". No one has any clue what the experience is like......yet so easily you label us in your ignorance. What makes you so sure OUR actions are so wrong?? Just because the rest of "proper society" never though of it first and immediately judged it as taboo? Quite frankly, I dont give a FUCK about how it is "genetically wrong" or "morally wrong" or any other lame excuses you people come up with.....the fact is that I and I alone made the decision to love a phin.....and I know without the slightest doubt that she loves me unconditionally.....and if SHE thinks that having sex with ME is the best way for her to show this.......then you'd better FUCKING BELIEVE that I would go through with it without the slightest iota of guilt, doubt, or resentment! And I dont care who you are or whatever the fuck you think you know about life.....there is no way IN HELL you could break my belief, my way of life, and most importantly....the love I have for a phin! I would DIE for her.....and I know she would gladly do the same for me! Sadly enough, that's much more than I can say for many of you "fellow" members of the human race........

And one last thing.......I AM a Delphinic Zoophile!....and I AM DAMN PROUD to call myself one! and I dont give a fuck what you say about me....I AM WHO I AM!.....and if you've got a problem with it you can just go fuck yourself!.....at least I have the balls to stand up for what I believe in whereas you cowardly bastards jeer and insult us in the shadows and never show yourselves.

Win A Free Ipod
2007-07-05, 05:34
Really, c'mon folks, quit bashing the guy. Sure, you may not agree with him, but is that reason to harass him? It's his lifestyle, and no one else has the the right to say it's right or wrong! He isn't hurting anyone, hell, even the dolphins are CONSENTING participants in the said sexual acts.

You want my honest opinion? It's the closed minded folks looking upon what they don't understand with hostility who make this world a bad place, not the innocent fellow who happens to enjoy consensual sex with dolphins.

DolphinLover
2007-07-05, 07:09
Really, c'mon folks, quit bashing the guy. Sure, you may not agree with him, but is that reason to harass him? It's his lifestyle, and no one else has the the right to say it's right or wrong! He isn't hurting anyone, hell, even the dolphins are CONSENTING participants in the said sexual acts.

You want my honest opinion? It's the closed minded folks looking upon what they don't understand with hostility who make this world a bad place, not the innocent fellow who happens to enjoy consensual sex with dolphins.Right on :D I totally agree with you.(btw I'm also a delphinic zoophile:p)your comment is one of the most positive ones I've ever heard I hope you make more visits to this thread in the future:D

Win A Free Ipod
2007-07-05, 07:27
Of course!

[Edit] Though I don't live anywhere near dolphins, so I sadly won't be able to contribute any experiences or other material of my own. Although I suppose I can still hang around and be supportive! :p

DolphinLover
2007-07-05, 09:13
Of course!

[Edit] Though I don't live anywhere near dolphins, so I sadly won't be able to contribute any experiences or other material of my own. Although I suppose I can still hang around and be supportive! :pHell ya thats exactly what meant hang around and be supportive thats all you really have to do and chat about other things related to dolphins and stuff
:D

DolphinLover
2007-07-05, 09:30
Hey riseofthedarkside you know how you've been wanting to read Wet Goddess,well guess what I finally found out where it is I'm telling you this on totse mainly because in a sense I'm trying to surprise you,well ironically right after you left is when I finally found a link,this also goes for other people that want to read this story enjoy!:Dhttp://web.archive.org/web/20050904034518/http://hosted.phindesigns.com/wet_goddess/:D

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-05, 14:06
Of course!

[Edit] Though I don't live anywhere near dolphins, so I sadly won't be able to contribute any experiences or other material of my own. Although I suppose I can still hang around and be supportive! :p
Well.....things DO have a weird way of working out.....who knows, maybe someday real soon you'll be able to be around a phin as long as you wish!....well at least that's what I hope for you anyway, as you seem like too nice a person who needs something like this to happen. Well I hope you do find some way :D and thank you so much for the support! it really means a lot! I'll pray for you to find a loving phin of your own just for the kindness you showed me:D

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-05, 14:09
Hey riseofthedarkside you know how you've been wanting to read Wet Goddess,well guess what I finally found out where it is I'm telling you this on totse mainly because in a sense I'm trying to surprise you,well ironically right after you left is when I finally found a link,this also goes for other people that want to read this story enjoy!:Dhttp://web.archive.org/web/20050904034518/http://hosted.phindesigns.com/wet_goddess/:D
OMG! dude you are awesome! thanks so much! I was really lookin for that! :D

My most sincere gratitude to you!

JoePedo
2007-07-05, 15:01
~blinks~ I leave a thread for a few minutes, and all that happens???

Wow.

Hi, guys!!

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-06, 00:17
~blinks~ I leave a thread for a few minutes, and all that happens???

Wow.

Hi, guys!!
lol, you should really keep up with us, as things move quite rapidly on here! thanks again to all those who voiced positive support! more power to you guys!

I will always fight for my rights, my beliefs, and the two loves in my life......my gf, and my phin! And I will gladly give my life to protect them both, because I can't imagine a meaningful existence without them.

"We fight til no one can fight us!
We live, and no one can stop us!
We pull when we're pushed too far!
And the advantages is
The bottom line is
We never, had to fight in the first place!
We only, had to spit back at their face!
We won't, walk alone any longer!
What doesn't kill us, only makes us stronger!"-Pulse of the Maggots--Slipknot

DolphinLover
2007-07-06, 17:36
bump,:Doh yeah I love dolphins

Low Rider
2007-07-07, 06:42
Intresting what trolls say these days for a laugh.

Getting off to the thought of a dolphin is not right, obviously you need a mental evaluation if any of you are serious, which I doubt you are.

Just kidding, I'd tap a dolphin anyday.

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-07, 08:03
So....I'm going on a little trip for a while. I plan to see a lot of phins, esp since I'll be right by the Gulf of Mexico in a place they've been known to frequent........perhaps I could start a new relationship while over there. It's only an hour's drive from here, so it's pretty easy to reach on quite a regular basis. I'd also consider moving there to make it more permanent, that is IF I do form a strong relationship with a female phin. If I do meet a new phin mate over there, I'll make sure to let you all know.....maybe even post a few pics of her;) (but nothing too inappropriate....if you want that, you're gonna have to find your own phin :p )

Wish me luck!!! :D

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-07, 08:16
Intresting what trolls say these days for a laugh.

Getting off to the thought of a dolphin is not right, obviously you need a mental evaluation if any of you are serious, which I doubt you are.

Just kidding, I'd tap a dolphin anyday.

Just make sure you deeply love her and that it's not just a one night stand sort of scenario.....I'm sure you'd both really get to love one another and would really enjoy your time together!!:D

BTW...that's the kinda thinking that causes positive responses on this thread....so well done!

DolphinLover
2007-07-07, 11:14
So....I'm going on a little trip for a while. I plan to see a lot of phins, esp since I'll be right by the Gulf of Mexico in a place they've been known to frequent........perhaps I could start a new relationship while over there. It's only an hour's drive from here, so it's pretty easy to reach on quite a regular basis. I'd also consider moving there to make it more permanent, that is IF I do form a strong relationship with a female phin. If I do meet a new phin mate over there, I'll make sure to let you all know.....maybe even post a few pics of her;) (but nothing too inappropriate....if you want that, you're gonna have to find your own phin :p )

Wish me luck!!! :Dbump,I really do hope u find a phin and may i wish the best of luck to ya

JoePedo
2007-07-07, 12:51
lol, you should really keep up with us, as things move quite rapidly on here!

I noticed! I look away for one second, thinking its more of the same, and all of a sudden there are ten more pages!

I will always fight for my rights, my beliefs, and the two loves in my life......my gf, and my phin! And I will gladly give my life to protect them both...

:D Right on!

Just out of curiosity, are there any organized efforts underway?

TuxeyM
2007-07-07, 17:41
Yeah I anal sexed flipper with my 7.5 inch prehensile pencil penis.

He liked that shit nigga.

dopeboy23
2007-07-08, 00:47
Pics or GTFO

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-08, 05:25
I noticed! I look away for one second, thinking its more of the same, and all of a sudden there are ten more pages!



:D Right on!

Just out of curiosity, are there any organized efforts underway?
None that I know if, and if there are I've never heard of them.

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-08, 05:46
Yeah I anal sexed flipper with my 7.5 inch prehensile pencil penis.

He liked that shit nigga.

WTF???....... "prehensile pencil penis"....wtf is that?

Secondly, for your own info, you can't anal a phin......it's anatomically impossible due to size differences not to mention it being way too painful for the phin....and that wouldn't be right because it's cruel to hurt a phin for your own pleasure alone, especially after it was willing to trust you enough to not do so. Sex with a phin should bring pleasure to the both of you (and it seems at times moreso for the phin;) ) and it would be a total shame if for any reason you either forced a phin for sex or put her in any pain just to satisfy your lust (because this wouldn't be true love or a good relationship for that matter). I know you were probably being facetious in your comment, but I just wanted to post this for more elaboration on our views to those who dont know much about delphinic zoophiles.

Dem0n1c
2007-07-08, 06:58
i see that things indeed do move quickly, i missed 2 whole pages! anyways, about the hate mail, i have a hotmail folder with about 5mb of hatemail from shallow minded fucks. Rock on DZ's.

JoePedo
2007-07-08, 12:27
None that I know if, and if there are I've never heard of them.

No organized advocacy groups? Harumph... we should change that!

Waterparkssuck
2007-07-08, 21:43
I've been to Japan. Ate three dolphins a day. I didn't especially like the taste either. I just hate dolphins.

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-08, 23:35
I've been to Japan. Ate three dolphins a day. I didn't especially like the taste either. I just hate dolphins.

WTF are you doing back here asshole? Didn't everyone kinda decide you would just go mind your own business and leave us be? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN! Get lost already!

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-08, 23:36
No organized advocacy groups? Harumph... we should change that!

Any suggestions?

JoePedo
2007-07-09, 00:47
Any suggestions?

Well, one of the first things that might come to mind is a debate reporting and alert system, though we might have to bury it behind some zoo pr0n just to keep waterpark out. Maybe keep the "submit a link" and the actual list on seperate servers to make the former more accessible, maybe...

...but, an organized anti-defamation action center could be a good start, perhaps. I'll see if I can cobble together some software, maybe... if I'm lucky.

...any other ideas?

Dem0n1c
2007-07-09, 00:48
I've been to Japan. Ate three dolphins a day. I didn't especially like the taste either. I just hate dolphins.

Right, And Im The King Of Fucking Spain!

Look Asshole, Your Not Wanted Here, You Act Like A Fucking Loser, Oh Wait, Sorry, YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF THIS FUCKING FORUM!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!, YOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO SEE IT FROM OUR VIEW!! IT'S WHAT WE WANT TO DO! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN FINE, I RESPECT THAT, BUT IF YOUR JUST GONNA BE A SHALLOW MINDED FUCKWIT, THE JUST FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING WANKER!!!!!!!

Dem0n1c
2007-07-09, 00:50
Well, one of the first things that might come to mind is a debate reporting and alert system, though we might have to bury it behind some zoo pr0n just to keep waterpark out. Maybe keep the "submit a link" and the actual list on seperate servers to make the former more accessible, maybe...

...but, an organized anti-defamation action center could be a good start, perhaps. I'll see if I can cobble together some software, maybe... if I'm lucky.

...any other ideas?

I dunno, Public speaking perhaps, bring delphinic zoophiles out of the dark, spread the word.:)

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-09, 04:31
I dunno, Public speaking perhaps, bring delphinic zoophiles out of the dark, spread the word.:)

Yeah....if you get the goddamn law off our asses!

What fucking sense does this make: Zoophilia is illegal in Florida, and so is swimming with a phin.......swimming with a phin is legal in Hawaii, but zoophilia is illegal there.......zoophilia is legal in California, but you can get in some trouble for swimmin with a phin there......WTF difference does it matter WHERE it happens? Besides, to set an example, where have they banned gay people from being gay anywhere in the US (not the marriage part)??? Well? Why the fuck must we be banned for loving phins? It's geniune love...and the phins aren't getting hurt at all. It's not fair......so let's just leave ourselves hidden for now.....after all, it's not Illegal if they never catch you:D

DolphinLover
2007-07-09, 05:57
Yeah....if you get the goddamn law off our asses!

What fucking sense does this make: Zoophilia is illegal in Florida, and so is swimming with a phin.......swimming with a phin is legal in Hawaii, but zoophilia is illegal there.......zoophilia is legal in California, but you can get in some trouble for swimmin with a phin there......WTF difference does it matter WHERE it happens? Besides, to set an example, where have they banned gay people from being gay anywhere in the US (not the marriage part)??? Well? Why the fuck must we be banned for loving phins? It's geniune love...and the phins aren't getting hurt at all. It's not fair......so let's just leave ourselves hidden for now.....after all, it's not Illegal if they never catch you:Dhey:Dwasnt I the one that told u all of that stuff....awsome

Waterparkssuck
2007-07-09, 05:58
Right, And Im The King Of Fucking Spain!

Look Asshole, Your Not Wanted Here, You Act Like A Fucking Loser, Oh Wait, Sorry, YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF THIS FUCKING FORUM!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!, YOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO SEE IT FROM OUR VIEW!! IT'S WHAT WE WANT TO DO! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN FINE, I RESPECT THAT, BUT IF YOUR JUST GONNA BE A SHALLOW MINDED FUCKWIT, THE JUST FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING WANKER!!!!!!!

No, I'm going to chill out for a while and harass you.

Oh, by the way, you should seriously consider learning to use proper grammar. Take some typing lessons while you're at it.

DolphinLover
2007-07-09, 06:16
I've been to Japan. Ate three dolphins a day. I didn't especially like the taste either. I just hate dolphins.oh no:rolleyes: the douchebag is back,ok lets get this straight coming back a couple of times to piss all off makes u a annoying bitching brat coming like twenty or more to post stupid ignorant crap makes me wonder if ur starting to become a delphinic zoophile I mean there is absolutly no reason why u should be back now.....could it be that u r in denile?:D afraid to admit to yourself? that u might possibly be a delphinc zoophile? Because thats what its starting to look like there really isnt anything else i could think of I mean sure if ur an adult shouldnt u be able to get over this? Like a mature adult? I dont know,u really confuse me with ur idiotic bullshit, do us all a favor and gtfo:D

Dem0n1c
2007-07-09, 06:53
No, I'm going to chill out for a while and harass you.

Oh, by the way, you should seriously consider learning to use proper grammar. Take some typing lessons while you're at it.
Hm, ok then.
Let me give you a peice of my mind...

GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DolphinLover
2007-07-09, 09:49
No, I'm going to chill out for a while and harass you.

Oh, by the way, you should seriously consider learning to use proper grammar. Take some typing lessons while you're at it.

Ok u little shitbag,are you really that much of a fucking lonesome loser do you ever stop and think about what the hell you are typing you sound like a fucking loaner that has nothing better to do in is pathetic excuse for a life but annoy some DZ's for his poor sad enterainment.Hell u probobly dont even have any fucking friends u sad fuck or you'd be doing things with them other than getting on our nerves dont even try to prove me shit and say "well i do have friends for your info"because im pretty sure that other people can look at all of your posts and just conclude how much of a sorry ass you really are,good riddance u fucking prick.

JoePedo
2007-07-09, 14:35
Besides, to set an example, where have they banned gay people from being gay anywhere in the US (not the marriage part)??? Well?

...the last I read was north carolina, actually, but there's a fair number of states. It's just not publicized...

...ah well. Contrazooerotic legislation is just a good reason for legislative advocacy, no?

I dunno, Public speaking perhaps, bring delphinic zoophiles out of the dark, spread the word.

Not a bad idea. Hmm... any spokespeople avaliable?

shiva
2007-07-09, 18:49
EW. ew ew ew ew, I might sound immature or what not but ew.

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-09, 22:23
EW. ew ew ew ew, I might sound immature or what not but ew.
I'll ask you quite simply.......why ew, ew, ew? Oh well, I dont think I'll argue......at least you've got the decency to not be a jerk like many other people have been. Thanks at least for that. And you're entitled to your opinion and what not, so I'll leave it at that.

DolphinLover
2007-07-10, 14:57
bump,oh yeah i love dolphins hence my name:D

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-11, 00:34
hmmm.....I wonder.....why aren't there that many female delphinic zoophiles? I know they exist, but I just never hear from any........

DolphinLover
2007-07-11, 10:34
hmmm.....I wonder.....why aren't there that many female delphinic zoophiles? I know they exist, but I just never hear from any........nah the dolphin zoophilia is mostly common among men not only that but casual lovers to (non zoophilia men have it as there favorite animal)women just dont like them that much but but like you said there isnt alot of delphinic women out there :( but there are a couple of delphinic women on beastforum and I know theres one on delfis:)

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-11, 21:49
nah the dolphin zoophilia is mostly common among men not only that but casual lovers to (non zoophilia men have it as there favorite animal)women just dont like them that much but but like you said there isnt alot of delphinic women out there :( but there are a couple of delphinic women on beastforum and I know theres one on delfis:)
oh well....I guess you can't always get everything *sigh*...lmao:D

Still, it would be kinda cool to have a gf who was a delphinic too....then you'd never have to explain why you get so aroused whenever you see a dolphin....lmao
:D

DolphinLover
2007-07-11, 22:31
oh well....I guess you can't always get everything *sigh*...lmao:D

Still, it would be kinda cool to have a gf who was a delphinic too....then you'd never have to explain why you get so aroused whenever you see a dolphin....lmao
:Domg thats my freakin dream,finding a women that is also delphinic man that would be great,maybe finding a trainer that is delphinic that would be so awesome:D

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-12, 06:21
hmmm.....I wonders......how would a phin react to a man having a human mate too? I hope they dont get jealous:p

Otherwise.....I'm fucked!

DolphinLover
2007-07-12, 10:29
hmmm.....I wonders......how would a phin react to a man having a human mate too? I hope they dont get jealous:p

Otherwise.....I'm fucked!I'm pretty sure they would get jealous because after all mentally,emotionaly,and intellegence wise there just like us,so again I'm pretty sure they would get jealous:D

Dem0n1c
2007-07-12, 12:37
yes, but in dolphin society, sex is just a way of strengthening the realationship.;)

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-12, 17:38
yes, but in dolphin society, sex is just a way of strengthening the realationship.;)

Why aren't all relationships that way?:p

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-13, 05:08
I dont know why, but if you're a friend of mine you must have noticed that I am really paranoid about how to make my phin the happiest she can be. Idk....I think about her continuously, and I'm always worried of the worst case scenarios that can happen. Plus, reading all those stories from other delphinics (like Wet Goddess, Suzie, and a few others) hasn't really helped.....even though I know they are fictiotious, it's like I keep wondering what if that DID happen? I couldn't stand having something happen to her, and I couldn't forgive my self if I were the cause of something horrible to happen to her. I keep trying to ignore it and say that all will turn out fine and that the odds are well against it, but why do I keep rethinking it and keep getting paranoid? It's geting bad enough now to the point that these worried feelings have begun to interfere with my dreams. I now dream out all scenarios and I hate having to see them. I really dont know what I can do to stop it??? Please help me totse.

DolphinLover
2007-07-13, 09:48
I dont know why, but if you're a friend of mine you must have noticed that I am really paranoid about how to make my phin the happiest she can be. Idk....I think about her continuously, and I'm always worried of the worst case scenarios that can happen. Plus, reading all those stories from other delphinics (like Wet Goddess, Suzie, and a few others) hasn't really helped.....even though I know they are fictiotious, it's like I keep wondering what if that DID happen? I couldn't stand having something happen to her, and I couldn't forgive my self if I were the cause of something horrible to happen to her. I keep trying to ignore it and say that all will turn out fine and that the odds are well against it, but why do I keep rethinking it and keep getting paranoid? It's geting bad enough now to the point that these worried feelings have begun to interfere with my dreams. I now dream out all scenarios and I hate having to see them. I really dont know what I can do to stop it??? Please help me totse.bump,idk what else I can say as u know i helped as much as i can about ur problem

DolphinLover
2007-07-13, 23:53
bump:D

Dem0n1c
2007-07-14, 08:07
Yeah, im sure that most Delphic Zoophiles get that once in a while. Hell, I know I do. But try doing somthing to take your mind off of it. Go for a ride, play a game, shoot that really annoying neighbor across the street. Just anything that drags you away from that string of dark thoughts. Works for me:)

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-15, 01:11
Yeah, im sure that most Delphic Zoophiles get that once in a while. Hell, I know I do. But try doing somthing to take your mind off of it. Go for a ride, play a game, shoot that really annoying neighbor across the street. Just anything that drags you away from that string of dark thoughts. Works for me:)
lolz....ok, I'll give it a try...thanks

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-15, 18:18
What the fuck.

*cough*pussy*cough*

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-15, 18:53
I can relate to the fact that some people would find loving a dolphin like this to be gross, I for one thought that it was kind of weird, but then it hit me, if you kiss a woman, what does that say to yuo? That You Love Them:) So the people ,or in my case my dolphin lover, is different, but the meaning is the same. Why should society set out what is socialy right or wrong? or better yet, Why should they care? So what if i love a Dolphin and not a woman? WHY is it seen as wrong. If you love somone or somthing enough, and thats all that matters from my view. (and thank you, i've never been hapier then when im around her):)

that's due to society's moralist bullshit

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-15, 20:29
that's due to society's moralist bullshit
Precisely!

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-15, 21:00
Precisely!

And I plan to change that...

the system is full of shit.

Likely to the point that it isn't salvageable and revolution is necessary. This is only one portion of Moralist Bullshit.

The other problems of the system is Imperialism, oppression, war-mongering capitalism.

someone needs to ignite the spark.

Or wait until the oil peak happens and prepare sufficiently to use that to bring about change.

Dem0n1c
2007-07-16, 06:38
I Like Everything i heard in that last post.
The System is full of Capitalist Pigdogs.
Fukin Kill 'Em All I Say.
Start Over New.

:mad:UP WITH COMMUNISM!:mad:

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-16, 07:32
And I plan to change that...

the system is full of shit.

Likely to the point that it isn't salvageable and revolution is necessary. This is only one portion of Moralist Bullshit.

The other problems of the system is Imperialism, oppression, war-mongering capitalism.

someone needs to ignite the spark.

Or wait until the oil peak happens and prepare sufficiently to use that to bring about change.

well, sounds like you're willing to fight for a good cause, but it also seems a little far-fetched/hopeless to even attempt.....people are too narrow minded to change their views. idk, I guess I kinda gave up on being the liberator of my kind (figure of speech).....I just wanna be left alone so I can enjoy a life with my phin mate.....just her and me.....as long as you so-called "normal" people leave us alone and dont make a big fuss, we wont give a damn about trying to be like you....we'll just break off from your little society and create one of our own.....who knows, maybe our ideaologies will take over some day and irradicate this moralist bullshit nonsense

DolphinLover
2007-07-16, 07:46
finally another person to join our thread:D welcome Star Wars Fan

Dem0n1c
2007-07-16, 10:29
O.K, But one question Comrade, Are You A Delphic Zoophile, or a Suposedly normal person who just dosn't care what the fuck we do with our lifes? (But will support us in or fight!)

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-16, 14:27
O.K, But one question Comrade, Are You A Delphic Zoophile, or a Suposedly normal person who just dosn't care what the fuck we do with our lifes? (But will support us in or fight!)

Technically I'm "normal" LOL :p (that is a oxymoron, "normal" on TOTSE)

But we all have our issues. Yes I will support you in your fight against the mainstream.

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-16, 14:30
well, sounds like you're willing to fight for a good cause, but it also seems a little far-fetched/hopeless to even attempt.....people are too narrow minded to change their views. idk, I guess I kinda gave up on being the liberator of my kind (figure of speech).....

It would seem that way and there would be bias and resistance from the mainstream but some at least acknowledge some of the truth out there.

1/3 of America thinks the Bush Regime allowed 9/11 to happen and his (And the current US Congress) low as fuck approval ratings. Somoene has to ignite a spark....however, would anyone do anything or simply keep living on?

I just wanna be left alone so I can enjoy a life with my phin mate.....just her and me.....as long as you so-called "normal" people leave us alone and dont make a big fuss, we wont give a damn about trying to be like you....we'll just break off from your little society and create one of our own.....who knows, maybe our ideaologies will take over some day and irradicate this moralist bullshit nonsense

May the force be with you :)

Lord. Better Than You
2007-07-16, 14:40
..
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

LMAO!!!

AfRo
2007-07-17, 01:37
You guys gotta check out the rest of that site.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-17, 03:52
May the force be with you :)

Thanks....your support is appreciated....same to you!:D

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-17, 05:06
You guys gotta check out the rest of that site.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/

Yeah...the rest is pretty weird.....the dolphin one is best though:p:D

DolphinLover
2007-07-17, 09:43
does anybody know specifically what happened to dolphinsex.org and what it was like?:confused:

DolphinLover
2007-07-17, 22:22
Bump:D

JoePedo
2007-07-18, 01:12
does anybody know specifically what happened to dolphinsex.org and what it was like?:confused:

It just died one day, and it kicked ass. Mostly consisted on that document, someone's essay/treatise on goosefucking, and an intro to necroerotic activity which, sadly, was rather obviously not written by a necroerotic individual... but... the site kicked ass!

JoePedo
2007-07-18, 01:25
well, sounds like you're willing to fight for a good cause, but it also seems a little far-fetched/hopeless to even attempt.....

Oh, I dunno... it's actually pretty easy. The hardest part for some involves buying out of the divide-and-conquer strategy created as an obstacle to rule of the majority.

...ever read a fantasy novel? History of uprisings in times or places which still maintained a tribal or clan identity? Tried to start a revolution? What happened? How'd they do it?

Riiight... it's a simple process. Find the tribal chieftains, chat 'em up, see what kind of solutions work best for everybody, and go implement them... because, really, who has the power to oppose that which is supported by literally everyone.

...for instance... I happen to know for a fact, right now, that both the paederotic and pro-incest advocacy movements object strongly to the current system of state-sponsored child sex trafficking. Unless someone shows up rather soon and says "ahz enjoys rapin' mah kiddiez," I quite frankly expect a near future in which a runaway fleeing domestic violence can in fact stay at a domestic violence shelter.

Similarly, everything else. Though we've build a surface veneer of cultureless mindlessness puppeted by the television, really, at heart, the world is made up of tribes and factions. Find the intelligent among them, get communication going... and you'd be surprised if the world can change.

...after all, everyone's on board. :)

Revolution isn't all that hard after all. You just have to be capable of working with everyone that those who don't want revolution tried to teach you not to work with. 'n for some of us, that's simple enough.

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-18, 05:41
Oh, I dunno... it's actually pretty easy. The hardest part for some involves buying out of the divide-and-conquer strategy created as an obstacle to rule of the majority.

...ever read a fantasy novel? History of uprisings in times or places which still maintained a tribal or clan identity? Tried to start a revolution? What happened? How'd they do it?

Riiight... it's a simple process. Find the tribal chieftains, chat 'em up, see what kind of solutions work best for everybody, and go implement them... because, really, who has the power to oppose that which is supported by literally everyone.

...for instance... I happen to know for a fact, right now, that both the paederotic and pro-incest advocacy movements object strongly to the current system of state-sponsored child sex trafficking. Unless someone shows up rather soon and says "ahz enjoys rapin' mah kiddiez," I quite frankly expect a near future in which a runaway fleeing domestic violence can in fact stay at a domestic violence shelter.

Similarly, everything else. Though we've build a surface veneer of cultureless mindlessness puppeted by the television, really, at heart, the world is made up of tribes and factions. Find the intelligent among them, get communication going... and you'd be surprised if the world can change.

...after all, everyone's on board. :)

Revolution isn't all that hard after all. You just have to be capable of working with everyone that those who don't want revolution tried to teach you not to work with. 'n for some of us, that's simple enough.

Thanks for your support, however, I believe my own personal priorities are a bit different from everyone elses. For one, I'd much rather give up having delphinic zoophilia accepted publically in favor of protecting dolphins from senseless slaughter by humans, because what good will being a delphinic zoo be if humans kill them all off? I'd rather save them from us in general, and teach ignorant people what dolphins are capable of so that they wont be inclined to kill something that is so compassionate only to satisfy greed. To me, that is a cause worthy of full-blown revolution, but then again, that's only my opinion. Like I said earlier, I'd gladly die to protect a phin, and so I believe that first we must help save them from human greed before we expand to allowing for sexual freedom between humans and phins.

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-19, 03:00
Speaking of revolution...

all that is needed is a spark. Somoene has to light a spark to ignite revolution (in the US).

PEople are pissed at congress, POTUS Bush has a horrible approval rate, there's libertarian militias and shit, all someone needs to do is light a spark.

9/11 truth is helping to light a spark.

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-19, 03:28
For one, I'd much rather give up having delphinic zoophilia accepted publically in favor of protecting dolphins from senseless slaughter by humans, because what good will being a delphinic zoo be if humans kill them all off?

Speaking of which.....I found another bunch of heartless dolphin killing fucks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIc9R_xhYNk)......wtf is this some fucked up twisted new fad or something?!....it's like the more we do to try and stop it the more people seem to be doing it.......I guess I'm just in a rant right now, but this has got to fuckin STOP! So far, I've seen nothing positive from the human race towards dolphins or anything else for that matter.....only greed! Whether it be in killing them for profit or keeping them in captivity for so-called "entertainment", money is ruling us, and that's not right! We're talking about a freakin living thing here, not a machine or an lifeless object.....not to mention the fact that they are CLOSEST to being equal to us than anything else in this world, or the issue of their intelligence and compassion. But noooo, you all gotta get your money....gotta get your own satisfaction. God forbid someone does it to a human.....I saw the outrage toward the Holocaust....toward the genocides....wtf difference does it make.....killing for profit and greed is still murder, regardless of what the circumstances are. And look what happened.......I cant tell you how many times they forced us to read that holocaust stuff at school in the name of "trying to prevent the new generation from living in a world of hatred and greed". FUCK THAT! I been working my ass off tryin to get people to support this cause to "prevent hatred and greed" and all I get is "it's not that important" or "who cares....it's just a dolphin"......they're all lazy BASTARDS! They dont have the balls to stand up for what's right and when somebody finally does they label them a "radical" and a "lunatic". It's pathetic.....you all would rather live in the world of American Idol and Paris Hilton rather than to open your goddamn eyes to the REAL world around you! You live in a fantasy that you call the "freedom of democracy" where you're given so much right to protest and fight, yet you let is slip out of reach...you're too damn blinded by this shitty moralistic society! One where killing dolphins is ok for some reason (they say it's not, but fuck....I havn't seen any REAL action taken against it), but loving them makes you some sort of sick fucked up twisted freak! To anyone who has ever called me crazy....it is YOU who needs their head examined....not me....YOU are just as bad as THEY are! I aknowledge there will be a time when peaceful resolutions will be impossible, and I seriously think those users who spoke earlier of revolution have the right idea. I'm getting tired of being the nice guy with big dreams that no one listens to.....I want to show people that I fuckin mean business...and I'm tired of getting passed around from official to official like some sort of retarded game of catch. They have the power to do something....but they wont....because they're all a bunch of pussies! They're afraid to lose votes...that's all! The day you all finally decide to really do something with your life rather than just talk about what you "wish" or "dream" could happen will be the day that the human race advances to the next level of intelligence....for right now however, you self-absorbed people will only lead to your own destruction if you keep this shit up.

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-19, 03:30
Sorry for the long-ass rant.....I just had to get that out

JoePedo
2007-07-19, 03:36
Speaking of revolution...

all that is needed is a spark.

Wow, man. I am so surprised you didn't jump at the chance to snap up another AR soldier. I hear objecting to needless torture of animals is like a gateway drug for anarchy, man! :)

...anyways...

Thanks for your support, however, I believe my own personal priorities are a bit different from everyone elses. For one, I'd much rather give up having delphinic zoophilia accepted publically in favor of protecting dolphins from senseless slaughter by humans, because what good will being a delphinic zoo be if humans kill them all off? I'd rather save them from us in general, and teach ignorant people what dolphins are capable of so that they wont be inclined to kill something that is so compassionate only to satisfy greed. To me, that is a cause worthy of full-blown revolution, but then again, that's only my opinion.

:) There's no reason to create a false dichotomy. You really can have it all...

...but in short, the same processes apply. The ALF and ELF just happen to want the same things as you. The fisherpeople just want to not lose one tiny piece of their profits by ensuring dolphin-safe fishnets.

...so not only do you have other parties working on the same thing - which you might want to pair up with - but you've got an easy route in ensuring that dolphin saftey equipment for fishing operations is as inexpensive as possible while raising market pressures to ensure that being known as "those guys that kill dolphins" is as expensive as possible. Easy.

...the next question is, "In addition to the ALF, the ELF, greenpeace, the various zooerotic associates you have, and the like... where might you start shopping for even more assistance?"

'n I'm sure there's answers somewhere. Hell, you could probably leverage this into global domination with ease. Really.

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-19, 23:35
Wow, man. I am so surprised you didn't jump at the chance to snap up another AR soldier. I hear objecting to needless torture of animals is like a gateway drug for anarchy, man! :)

...anyways....

AR?

(5char)

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-21, 04:23
well....I've had enough of all the negativity......I want to move on to a more positive note.

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3310/lustybydelphinidaeqk0.jpg.......she's hot!!!;)
idk about you, but that's an offer I cant refuse!!:D
*That picture was done by a very good friend of mine as a gift for me*




*try to post any pics or vids related to the dolphin sex thread......let's see how many vids you all can find....heh*

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-21, 04:41
I wonder what the deviantart account with a link inside the pic posted above has hosted.

oh yeah. Internet rule 34: There is Porn of it. No Exceptions.

FUCKY YEAH TO THAT

Lord. Better Than You
2007-07-21, 13:37
The thing I don't like about this thread is that I have to delete my history every time I go on it.

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-22, 01:41
The thing I don't like about this thread is that I have to delete my history every time I go on it.

hahahaha.

I don't give a fuck.

And this is my laptop I'm typing on.

Oh, and I have it where firefox deletes my history automatically.

Firefox FTW :D

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-22, 17:00
hahahaha.

I don't give a fuck.

And this is my laptop I'm typing on.

Oh, and I have it where firefox deletes my history automatically.

Firefox FTW :D

lol....yeah.....same here (personal laptop)

even if anyone did try to exploit anything on the hdd, I doubt they would.....too much security

and yeah.....I have Opera do that for me too....just for my own safety.

lol....OPERA FTW, man! :D

*or you could just use the private browsing feature in Safari, then it wont have a history at all* :p

bulldogxx831
2007-07-22, 18:30
not to mention the fact that they are CLOSEST to being equal to us than anything else in this world,
Chimps have 98% same DNA as us.


I want to show people that I fuckin mean business...
lol
Dolphin Fucking=srs busnss

JoePedo
2007-07-22, 22:22
AR?

(5char)

Animal Rights/Animal Welfare.

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-22, 22:51
Animal Rights/Animal Welfare.

oh, thank you for said info.

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-22, 22:58
Animal Rights/Animal Welfare.

I didn't know that......thanks :p

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-23, 05:58
I'm going to meet all my phin friends tomorrow.....unfortunately, they're show dolphins, so anything other than just light petting is going to be near impossible with all the people around :p

just know however that if I dont show up on the threads for a while, I probably did something stupid and got arrested for it :D.......but meh, it'd be worth it! :cool:

in all likelihood though, I'll maintain my composure and stay out of trouble :p

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-25, 00:32
FUUUUUCK......I had the most erotic phin dream a week ago, and Kayla was in it (she's my phin;))........damn that was a lot of fun! :D But why the fuck cant I keep dreaming about it? I been trying for the past few days to replicate the experience, but it's just blank.:( I really really miss her......*sobs*:(

She's the love of my life!!!:D

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-25, 01:15
riseofthedarkside, heard of lucid dreaming and oobs (out of body experiences)? Research that. I think salvia helps too and it's legal. ask some guys in Science of the Damned

MrVitrol
2007-07-25, 02:42
Animal Rights/Animal Welfare.

aka a bunch of loony tunes

DolphinLover
2007-07-25, 03:33
The thing I don't like about this thread is that I have to delete my history every time I go on it.:rolleyes: tell me about it,I go to alot more sights than this little thread though,and the content I have on my computer dont even get me started I have to keep it well hidden;)

DolphinLover
2007-07-25, 03:50
FUUUUUCK......I had the most erotic phin dream a week ago, and Kayla was in it (she's my phin;))........damn that was a lot of fun! :D But why the fuck cant I keep dreaming about it? I been trying for the past few days to replicate the experience, but it's just blank.:( I really really miss her......*sobs*:(

She's the love of my life!!!:Dman you're so lucky,no matter how hard i try I cant seem to conjure up a dream like that,takes alot of willpower,so I guess I'm just stuck with letting it come to me intsead,even though in my dreams dolphins or orcas manage to either show up or r somehow invovled but mostly random appearences,heh sometimes I have alot of dreams where I'm training dolphins most of my dreams r like that or there about something else

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-25, 03:56
man you're so lucky,no matter how hard i try I cant seem to conjure up a dream like that,takes alot of willpower,so I guess I'm just stuck with letting it come to me intsead,even though in my dreams dolphins or orcas manage to either show up or r somehow invovled but mostly random appearences,heh sometimes I have alot of dreams where I'm training dolphins most of my dreams r like that or there about something else

If you know you're dreaming and have a hard time staying in a dream spin in your dreams. That should help; try to imaging you're sleep and you're doign what you want with said dolphins.

sidewayz6.6
2007-07-25, 04:11
FUUUUUCK......I had the most erotic phin dream a week ago, and Kayla was in it (she's my phin;))........damn that was a lot of fun! :D But why the fuck cant I keep dreaming about it? I been trying for the past few days to replicate the experience, but it's just blank.:( I really really miss her......*sobs*:(

She's the love of my life!!!:D

I had the SAME FUCKING THING!!! The only difference was, it wasn't a phin.

Dem0n1c
2007-07-25, 06:30
Yeah, I Know the feeling..... ;)

DolphinLover
2007-07-25, 21:08
Yeah, I Know the feeling..... ;)man I cant ever find the chance to talk to u on YIM u hardly come on,what gives:(

Dem0n1c
2007-07-26, 06:48
man I cant ever find the chance to talk to u on YIM u hardly come on,what gives:(

Differn't time zone, when i come on, it's normally EARLY morning or LATE night. Stupid time zones.........

DolphinLover
2007-07-27, 04:11
Differn't time zone, when i come on, it's normally EARLY morning or LATE night. Stupid time zones.........yeah I know,but sometimes I stay up real late so I guess we might catch each other some time

ZX Diet Pepsi
2007-07-27, 04:15
No, im serious.

I need this information. If this is serious i want to go visit this guy and get to spend some time with his dolphins.

Unlike you 12 year old kids, i actually work and can afford to do whatever the hell i want.

Now get back to google to find me who is this guy.

If you want to have SEX with DOLPHINS, then you obviously aren't a mature male.

And if you are... you will probably be seeing me in a couple of years. Damn med school.

Spike Spiegel
2007-07-27, 07:09
Im italian of course, the best race on earth. In fact, i think the germans are inferior to us, those barbarians were still fighting with sticks and stones when the romans already had roads, advanced engineering, advanced mathematics, war tactics, advanced armory, advanced culture and had conquered half the world. Not to mention a real govern system which was a republic.

I say that if it wasn't for us romans being kind enough to teach civilization to the nordic barbarians then they would still be living in wooden houses and fighting with sticks.

And Rome Fell.

Advanced Mathematics,...lol, keep dreamin' ;D

DolphinLover
2007-07-27, 19:11
bump:D

Highly Evolved
2007-07-28, 00:19
hey guys cum on this threads about cumming in a phins pussy so lets get talking about that ok? lol prolly feels really good tho

DolphinLover
2007-07-28, 05:24
hey guys cum on this threads about cumming in a phins pussy so lets get talking about that ok? lol prolly feels really good tho
Ok,is this what you wanted?......"My fantasy would be making sweet passionate love to a female dolphin in a secluded cove away from civilization so we can enjoy each other in peace,I would be in the shallows embracing her and she would do her best to wrap both of her flippers around me in a consensual hug and rub the sides of my body,I would hear her loving moans of ecstasy fill the air and mix with mine,I would cooe to her in a sweet loving tone and rub her body as we make love, she will give me heavenly pleasure unlike any being on earth by rythmically thrusting against me and at the same time clenches,rubs,and ripples her vaginal muscles along the full legnth of my member,I would feel her beautiful sleek,smooth,streamlined,body against mine when we both shudder shreek while she thrusts faster and clenches harder to an inevitable climax as our souls intertwine. And we will become soulmates for as long as time will let us."(Let me know if you want me to write more,I can,this is only a taste of what I can do,I can go into even more detail than that I have so many ideas,sooner or later I'm going to write a story,btw let me know what you think of this short piece of writing,this also goes for everybody else who reads it,oh yeah that really is one of my fantasies hoped you enjoyed it ;))

AEnemia
2007-07-28, 10:00
Why don't you ever hear of GIRLS wanting to do bestiality?

DolphinLover
2007-07-28, 10:57
Why don't you ever hear of GIRLS wanting to do bestiality?Ok,first of all its not beastiality,its zoophilia meaning we love the dolphin with there consent we never force the dolphin to have sex with us,not to mention its immpossible because they can hurt you if they wanted,and forcing sex on a dolphin is most likely to get her mad,and trust me you dont want a 400 pound dolphin thrashing at you(in this case the dolphin for me is of course a she) beastiality,I hate that word,well beastiality is no different than rape,you're forcing the animal to have sex with you whitch is barbaric,and finally to answer your question there r women out there that are interestested in zoophilia but most of the time they do it with dogs and horses,which I think btw is utterly disgusting,it makes me want to puke,and unfortunately I havent even found a women anywhere online that is interested in delphinic zoophilia:(,but I think there out there just not that many.

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-29, 06:02
Ok,first of all its not beastiality,its zoophilia meaning we love the dolphin with there consent we never force the dolphin to have sex with us,not to mention its immpossible because they can hurt you if they wanted,and forcing sex on a dolphin is most likely to get her mad,and trust me you dont want a 400 pound dolphin thrashing at you(in this case the dolphin for me is of course a she) beastiality,I hate that word,well beastiality is no different than rape,you're forcing the animal to have sex with you whitch is barbaric,and finally to answer your question there r women out there that are interestested in zoophilia but most of the time they do it with dogs and horses,which I think btw is utterly disgusting,it makes me want to puke,and unfortunately I havent even found a women anywhere online that is interested in delphinic zoophilia:(,but I think there out there just not that many.

good job in pointing out the distinction.....there really IS a major difference between the two, and people need to get the facts straight.....good job once again:cool:

as for the female delphinic part....yeah...they do exist, but they are in limited numbers like you said.....too many female zoos are attracted to other animals (which I dont agree with either, but I cant judge them). it seems however that a good majority of female delphinics work at local aquariums and oceanariums as phin trainers, however they are forced to suppress their attractions and keep everything on a professional level....think about that next time you're at a dolphin show :p .....but yeah....they're out there....and I've even seen pictures of a female delphinic and her male phin mate....it's just a matter of finding out which girl is and isn't a delphinic...but it's worth the wait;)

surprise buttsecks
2007-07-29, 13:22
I just skipped to the last page, but.. is this for real?

Star Wars Fan
2007-07-29, 14:45
that are interestested in zoophilia but most of the time they do it with dogs and horses,which I think btw is utterly disgusting,it makes me want to puke,.

You're falling in the trap set by said moralists...."I will accept this, but we can't pass this line as it is just wrong"

(or some crap like that)

DolphinLover
2007-07-29, 20:17
You're falling in the trap set by said moralists...."I will accept this, but we can't pass this line as it is just wrong"

(or some crap like that)yeah I guess you're right

DolphinLover
2007-07-29, 20:44
I just skipped to the last page, but.. is this for real?Well what do you think,maybe you shouldnt have skipped the last page I wrote what love and sex with a dolphin would be like,or my fantasy that is;),anyways too answer your question yes this is real,I and many other people would love to form a loving,intimate,relationship with an affectionate female dolphin:).

DolphinLover
2007-07-30, 05:28
bump....

riseofthedarkside
2007-07-31, 07:54
I just skipped to the last page, but.. is this for real?

Well, it's kinda hard to fake all this....I mean...let's be real! Yeah...one liar or two I'd understand, but when there's such a large community, it's kinda hard to fake such a thing.




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Proud Delphinic ζoophile-3 years running

DolphinLover
2007-08-08, 07:30
bump:D

riseofthedarkside
2007-08-08, 07:33
totse's finally back up!! w00t!! time to pick up where we left off;)



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Proud Delphinic ζoophile-3 years running

DolphinLover
2007-08-10, 23:31
Bump?:confused:

psychomanthis
2007-08-11, 01:23
Bump?:confused:

Nice username... How fitting.

Star Wars Fan
2007-08-11, 01:24
Nice username... How fitting.

haha.

Denk an mich
2007-08-11, 01:40
lol this thread is still alive.... survived my ban and all

so fellow dolphin lovers did we triumph over the furries?

Star Wars Fan
2007-08-11, 01:41
lol this thread is still alive.... survived my ban and all

so fellow dolphin lovers did we triumph over the furries?

what the hell? You guys were duking it out with furries? Why?

Denk an mich
2007-08-11, 01:44
And Rome Fell.

Advanced Mathematics,...lol, keep dreamin' ;D

Rome did fall indeed. Too bad the germans barbarians cant say the same, because they never had an empire to begin with.

And yes, advanced mathematics. We created it. We also created basic mathematics, since i think it has been well proved that the ruling ancient egyptians were of pure Mediterranean origin.

Denk an mich
2007-08-11, 01:45
what the hell? You guys were duking it out with furries? Why?

Read the first page... but even thought persecuted, through the fire and the flames we carried on.:o

Star Wars Fan
2007-08-11, 01:48
Read the first page... but even thought persecuted, through the fire and the flames we carried on.:o

I see nothing about them being furries :confused:

And why would furries do that; both should be united against the mainstream

i poop in your cereal
2007-08-11, 02:56
http://shiftingbaselines.org/blog/dolphin-encounter.jpg